Ethan 🕊 🇺🇸

Far Western District Social Media Ambassador. Servant of God. Autistic. @OaklandBallers owner. Mario Party expert. 💗@yarn_dragon21

[Ethan 🕊 🇺🇸 @Ethan_Frahm]

In May 2023, I messaged a girl I had a crush on, asking if she would crochet a hat for a stuffed frog I own. She charged me $25. I paid her $50. 2 1/2 years and one ring later, it's the best $50 I've ever spent.

Aubrey, I can't wait to be your husband.

[Ethan 🕊 🇺🇸 @Ethan_Frahm]

Pluto hasn't been a planet since 2006, economy has been in the toilet ever since.

Coincidence? I think not.

[Ethan 🕊 🇺🇸 @Ethan_Frahm]

Mt. McKinley this, Gulf of America that.

If Trump actually wanted to be cool, he'd make Pluto a planet again.

[Ethan 🕊 🇺🇸 @Ethan_Frahm]

Got lunch yesterday with a friend of mine who works at Apple and we were talking about how the Vision Pro bombed cause VR is still not a viable market and a guy at the table next to us was like "Would have sold better if you guys called it iSight" and I'm still thinking about it

[Ethan 🕊 🇺🇸 @Ethan_Frahm]

Looks like Harden broke his wrist? Hope he recovers soon, that didn't look pretty. #OaklandBallers

[Ethan 🕊 🇺🇸 @Ethan_Frahm]

@OaklandBallers Can we vote to let Scrappy pitch an inning?

[Ethan 🕊 🇺🇸 @Ethan_Frahm]

No better place for baseball than the Bay Area, and the @OaklandBallers are proof.

[Ethan 🕊 🇺🇸 @Ethan_Frahm]

Here to see my employees. ⚾️

[Ethan 🕊 🇺🇸 @Ethan_Frahm]

I own the best team in the league. 😎

[Ethan 🕊 🇺🇸 @Ethan_Frahm]

As official owner of the Oakland Ballers, I apologize for our loss tonight. However, I will not be resigning or taking further questions at this time. Thank you.

[Oakland Ballers @OaklandBallers]

Please accept this game as a thank you to all of our of new owners.

[Ethan 🕊 🇺🇸 @Ethan_Frahm]

Proud to be the new owner of the @OaklandBallers. Along with a couple other people. Excited to be a small part of keeping baseball in the Bay Area. 💚⚾️

[Ethan 🕊 🇺🇸 @Ethan_Frahm]

I know I'm late to the party, but bookending 2023 with Breaking Bad in January and Better Call Saul in November/December has shown me what might be *the* best that TV has to offer.

BCS 6x7 with a single shot terrified me more than any horror movie ever could. Masterpiece.

[Ethan 🕊 🇺🇸 @Ethan_Frahm]

It's that time of year again! ❤️💈🎄
📽: The Spirit of the Season (2020)
by @AICgold

[Ethan 🕊 🇺🇸 @Ethan_Frahm]

You clearly haven't been abused by the service industry enough if you're celebrating Christmas for two entire months of the year.

[Ethan 🕊 🇺🇸 @Ethan_Frahm]

The true litmus test of the class divide in this country is whether or not you celebrate Christmas as soon as October ends.

[Ethan 🕊 🇺🇸 @Ethan_Frahm]

@Stephen_Georg Not by default (.JPG) but if the "Save as RAW" setting is enabled in their camera app, Android saves those images as TIFF files.

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@DavidIarkowski It takes time to cook up a banger tweet David.

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The hardest part of writing work emails is deciding which sentence gets to end with a period so I don't look like a reckless exclamation point-using maniac.

[Ethan 🕊 🇺🇸 @Ethan_Frahm]

@JebSuspended @bbcdoctorwho Clara opening the unlocked door that the three Doctors were trying to escape in The Day of the Doctor! 💙