Ethan Kirsch📞 (Parody)

“Am I going to die a virgin?” Character is 18. The Virgin. Writer is 22. Parody Account

[Ethan Kirsch📞 (Parody) @Ethan_Kirsch_]

🖤Ethan Kirsch🤍
🤍Ghostface🖤
🖤Sam Loomis hater🤍
🤍Brother of Richie Kirsch and Quinn Kirsch🖤
🖤Son of Wayne Kirsch🤍
🤍The Twelfth🖤
🖤Ships: any🤍
🤍Crossover friendly🖤
#Scream  #Roleplay #Screamroleplay

[Ethan Kirsch📞 (Parody) @Ethan_Kirsch_]

//What if I come back

[Ethan Kirsch📞 (Parody) @Ethan_Kirsch_]

“I stabbed a kid with a pencil in the fourth, missed the eye. Had to switch schools because of it, I just blamed it on Richie showing me one of his favourite films and it worked”

Laughter came from the boy before a small sigh

“That was a fun week”

[Ethan Kirsch📞 (Parody) @Ethan_Kirsch_]

“Oh.. My parents didn’t really care what I did heh, especially my dad, I was a bit of a violent kid not going to lie, but I’m more calm now… minus the whole, you know”

[Ethan Kirsch📞 (Parody) @Ethan_Kirsch_]

“You haven’t before?.. I always did it as a child”

[Ethan Kirsch📞 (Parody) @Ethan_Kirsch_]

He raised his knife, getting closer and closer to her before swinging it, trying to cut her, trying to hurt her. But it was just a fun game or course.. right?

[Ethan Kirsch📞 (Parody) @Ethan_Kirsch_]

“PLEASE!”

Suddenly he begun to sprint, getting closer and closer to her

“Just call me Ethan!”

[Ethan Kirsch📞 (Parody) @Ethan_Kirsch_]

“Not the first time I’ve been stabbed bitch!”

He begun to chase after her with his own knife while covering his wounds with his free hand

[Ethan Kirsch📞 (Parody) @Ethan_Kirsch_]

“You win some, you lose some you know”

[Ethan Kirsch📞 (Parody) @Ethan_Kirsch_]

“I actually did the ladder part, for old times sake you know”

[Ethan Kirsch📞 (Parody) @Ethan_Kirsch_]

“I wish I could have at least called sam and ruin that bitches life for a few minutes.. but hey, at least I got to handle a weapon other then a knife with the mask still on”

[Ethan Kirsch📞 (Parody) @Ethan_Kirsch_]

“I never got to do a call so personally I’ll say the kills, although I wish I got to do one”

[Ethan Kirsch📞 (Parody) @Ethan_Kirsch_]

“Like just generally body slam the little cunt, what he gonna do about it?”

[Ethan Kirsch📞 (Parody) @Ethan_Kirsch_]

Ethan Did the bodega attack and killed the therapist in my headcanon :>//

[Ethan Kirsch📞 (Parody) @Ethan_Kirsch_]

“And I only threatened to chop up her sister infront of her, just threats. We have great self control”!

[Ethan Kirsch📞 (Parody) @Ethan_Kirsch_]

“I’m being nice today by not stabbing her”

[Ethan Kirsch📞 (Parody) @Ethan_Kirsch_]

“I’m going to not try and kill Sam today, thats my gift”