Ethan May

I went to Ohio once.

[Ethan May @Ethan_May]

*at Starbucks*

Me: Can I get a refill on this coffee please?
Worker: I dunno, can you?
Me: *chuckles graciously* Sorry, MAY I have a refill?
Worker: No seriously, can you? Today’s my first day, I have no idea.

[Ethan May @Ethan_May]

@bearlyastar I sense this is a scam of Scam Likely himself, but I’ll still say Ron if the dads win

[Ethan May @Ethan_May]

I love Twitter under @elonmusk! It’s so fun to report a dozen posts of bots spam-tagging me and a dozen other people every day, and to have half naked bots liking random posts of mine! He’s revolutionizing this site!

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

To celebrate of our first road game with @tiktok_us tonight, we're giving away a 2024-25 team signed jersey

RT for a chance to win‼️

(18+) Rules/Eligibility ➡️ Link in Bio

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

WHOOOOO WANTS IT⁉️

RT for a chance to win

(18+) Rules/Eligibility ➡️ Link in Bio

[Ethan May @Ethan_May]

Somewhere in the world, @BrennanLM is preparing for battle.

[orbeez god @orbeezgod]

Almonds is wood

[Ethan May @Ethan_May]

Incredible content. No notes.

@dimension20show @BrennanLM @samreich

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Brennan Lee Mulligan's Entire Life Revealed to Be Elaborate "Game Changer" Bit https://t.co/aq1sRnSTqL

[Ethan May @Ethan_May]

#XboxKGSweepstakes

[XBOX @XBOX]

The path starts here

Follow & RT with #XboxKGSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom Kunitsu-Gami: Path of the Goddess Xbox Series X console bundle and 3-month Xbox Game Pass Ultimate membership.

Ages 18+. North America only. Ends 7/31/24. Rules: https://t.co/7GHqyavOlh

[Ethan May @Ethan_May]

Odyssey-San dad hat approved by daughter.

@dungeonsanddads

[Ethan May @Ethan_May]

@MakeSomeNoiseDO @dropout Well I guess https://t.co/NB84AcyG4i was a LIE.

[Ethan May @Ethan_May]

Did @BrennanLM ghost write this book?

[Paperback Paradise @paprbckparadise]

healthbook

[Ethan May @Ethan_May]

Stuff that makes you say "Boy, they didn't teach me this in seminary" is about 70% of the job lol

[Ethan May @Ethan_May]

Fantastic Christmas gift, I’ve been wanting to read this for a while. Excited to support cousin Beth.

Narrator: @HeyBethMay is not his actual cousin, they just have the same last name.

[Dimension 20 🎲 @dimension20show]

You know what today is

[Ethan May @Ethan_May]

Best time of the year. @alannamatty

[Ethan May @Ethan_May]

I thought this was a pepperoni pizza

[The Science World @scienceworld224]

Cyclones at Jupiter’s North Pole

📸: NASA/Juno

[Ethan May @Ethan_May]

@HeyBethMay @bobokazoo Another non-Californian here who would love to watch/listen to the show, no matter the recording quality! Any chance it’s been recorded somewhere we could support you from afar?

[Ethan May @Ethan_May]

Twitter under @elonmusk is so fun! Love waking up every day to see what spam account mass-tagged me and a bunch of others, reporting the post, and waking up the next day to do it all over again with a new post. So fun! He’s really revolutionizing the site!

[Ethan May @Ethan_May]

“If we could understand all that lay behind those tears, we would understand much about him.” - Frederick Buechner, ‘The Faces of Jesus’

[Frederick Buechner @Fred_Buechner]

"Though He Dies"

AND FINALLY THERE was Lazarus, the friend from Bethany whom he loved and whose sisters he loved. When word was brought to him that Lazarus was ill, he said, "This illness is not unto death," and when on the contrary it killed him....

https://t.co/tHOUufOElq

[Ethan May @Ethan_May]

@IfyNwadiwe @dropout I’ll give you 3 while high fives if you pick me, redeemable at any time.

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Missed the ice cream truck today because I was too proud to run. And for what. What honor did that bring me