Just saw a woman say she’s going to start bringing laxatives to bars because men just leave their drinks unattended and if we don’t get to feel safe doing something because of them, they shouldn’t get to either.
Hawks who’s only a virgin because he has a cloaca and every other attempt he’s made at having sex ended with people being grossed out or pushy with questions or uncaring for how it works. Meet Dabi who sees it and goes “fuck it we ball how do I get you off with this”
I recently read:
“When I hear ‘not all men,’ my response is: ‘Not all sharks either, but I still get scared when I see one.’”
And whew. That’s it. That’s the whole fucking point.
i thought belly bulges were like a fictional thing that was only in hentai. i just saw a guy getting fucked by a dildo so big house could see it hit his ribs. how do you even survive that
after you move out you think "wow teenage me was such a bitch lol" but if you ever move back in with your parents, or even stay with them for an extended period of time, you'll understand why again
being naked with your partner but not actually having sex, just caressing each other and talking in whispers and admiring each other’s energy and enjoying each other’s raw presence. yes please.