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imagine living in SF and not being unhappily married, accidentally rich, in the closet, then divorced after 5 kids, then on to your 5th trans girlfriend, in 2026
weirdos
Honestly, I hate to admit it, but I only made this post because I miss my ex 😭
The way he would moan the nuclear launch codes in bed was SO…
So if you want to be my man, feel free to DM me, but just know that’s table 👏 stakes 👏 for a quality woman like myself.
Matcha? 🍵
Hi SF! I’d like to reintroduce myself.
My name is Amber, and I am NOT a spy for the MSS!
A little about me:
- graduated from Stanford, Harvard, MIT, and Georgia Tech. I have nine doctorates!
- worked at Facebook, Google, Amazon, Netflix, OpenAI & Anthropic
- totally open to sporadic meetings, CNC parties, or even a date if you look important!
- I love matcha! If you want to drink one while we hang out and talk about your secret plans for datacenters, nuclear reactors, or dual use ai technology, I’m your girl!
Currently looking for a job as a PM for classified defense startups, AI labs, or working directly for the government ✌️
Can I get a retweet from my ABGs?