CaitEtzel

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

thinking about him (the 12ft skeleton from Home Depot)

[CaitEtzel @EtzelCait]

@gertrudemcfuzz_ The perfect breakup song 🎶❤️

[CaitEtzel @EtzelCait]

I somewhat recently found out saying “remember when they sang this song on glee?!” is a great way too make coworkers dislike you

[CaitEtzel @EtzelCait]

✨Maybe once you forgive your high school theatre director for not giving you that one role you wanted junior year, you would find peace✨

[CaitEtzel @EtzelCait]

@kurtisconner kinda looks like an adult version of Sam from Freaks and Geeks

[dylan o'brien give me a chance (or $20) @fakedannydevito]

"i'm a top" "i'm a bottom" and i have the perfect trenchcoat for the two of you

[CaitEtzel @EtzelCait]

The best advice I could give anyone in this moment, no matter who or where you are, listen to Kesha’s album Rainbow.

[Danny Gonzalez @dannygonzalez]

shaking my big fat ass right now 😎

!⃝ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗸𝗲𝗱

[CaitEtzel @EtzelCait]

I- - I love bridget so so much 🥰🥺

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

🙌Queen Kamala

[Alanah Pearce @Charalanahzard]

I just want to give a huge congrats to our dog-elects, Champ and Major Biden. We’re all really proud of you.

[ZG Burnett @zgburnett]

@Disney is leaving big money on the table by not doing a live action Sleepy Hollow remake with @chrisfluming as Ichabod Crane and I’ll be the first virtually nonexistent account to say it 🎃

[CaitEtzel @EtzelCait]

I like to think that @Hozier and @chrisfluming live in the same forest together, there houses made of twigs and leaves would be just a few trees over from each other

[ragtime gal @riosantosss]

I DONT WANNA BE A GIRL I WANNA BE A STRAWBERRY

[sven johnson @swembo2000]

I went to Hogwarts and they put the sorting hat on me and all it said was, "ew this one has a stinky head take me off, take me off" and then they kicked me out of hogwarts

[rachel zegler (she/her/hers) @rachelzegler]

i hope mr. sondheim knows i am always thinking about the lyric, “while her withers wither with her” from into the woods.

[Chris Fleming @chrisfluming]

let’s start the story a different way

[Rafael Jimenez @palitococo]

Uffff el arte siempre salva.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Carole Baskin is a June Gemini
&
Joe Exotic is a March Pisces

That's it. That's the tweet.