Euan Barker

[Euan Barker @EuanBarker]

Half an hour ago I overheard a man saying "dogs should have seven birthdays a year" and I haven't stopped thinking about it

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Life is good again x

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Running theory:
JK Rowling killed Robbie Coltrane to save the publicity of Harry Potter after being a dick again

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Having a Lord of the Rings, a Game of Thrones AND a Star Wars series all out at the same time would be excellent if I didn’t have a more than full time job and stressful life. Just let me watch my shows plz

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There’s so many of these one-word tweets going out. Is there an explanation or has there been a glitch in the matrix?

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Just scrolled through all my BeReals for the past two months and it’s not a happy looking place

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@pcon666 Fat Lobster just opened up! It’s lovely

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Really wish I could drive, I want to be sitting beside the sea today

[CELLO RUSSO @cellorusso]

Possibly the best video I have ever seen, ever… whoever made this did an amazing job. #johnson #NadineDorries #BorisJohnson

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Why are some Tories saying Theresa May should be an interim PM? Hi guys but we already fucking tried that.

Tbf, no good Tories. You’re all cunts.

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Today will be spent watching videos of very small dogs carrying very big sticks

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Monkeybox ahahaha

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Several monkeybox cases have been found in the UK - but how dangerous is the virus?

https://t.co/2QqPi8i5oI

[JAKE @jake_firth_]

@danieltipton The duality of man 😭

[Euan Barker @EuanBarker]

Went from serving east end boys pre-Celtic game talking about how much time they’ve done to sitting in a west end beer garden pre-wedding beside an English kid talking abt “Ivy’s friend, Indie” and it sounds abt right.

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I’ve been asked so many times to post less pics and videos of my cats on insta, but I’m saying to you now; I simply cannot stop. They are beautiful and every moment is to be archived forever.

You napped? Stunning
You snacked? Revolutionary
You breathed? Iconic

[cate in the kitchen x @catekitchen]

I have something to say about the garlic press. It’s inefficient, wasteful and a ballache to clean up. Creates more mess and trouble than it saves under the guise of being quicker and easier. It’s duplicitous and it’s been getting away with it for too long.

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Trying to set an alarm while pished is an Olympic sport

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Here this is absolute madness

[Movies @moreoffilms]

The Full Uncensored video of Will Smith’s altercation with Chris Rock at the #Oscars

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I’ve only just started using TikTok but my algorithm seems to think I’m a depressed, gay dad with ADHD

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Walking through town and walked right into a Gotham City News van