Euan T

[Selina j 🧚🏻🌙⚒ @OfSelina]

Rupert Lowe is more upset that his Dad had his pistols taken away than the heartbreaking fact that 16 kids got massacred at school

Just in case you’re keeping score on how much of a cunt this fella is

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

Craziest thing about this guy pretending to know anything about football is that he’s also a fucking paedophile

[john @JohnMac___]

They’ve fucking prince Andrew’d him

[Ross McCafferty @RossMcCaff]

Going to bed: "Now of course for Scotland's chances of qualifying all that needs to happen in tonight's games is for Alan Shearer to remain bald"

Waking up:

[Filthy Commie 🚩🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @chriscom77]

Mad how these braindead helmets can throw fascist salutes openly without consequence but if they held up a sign supporting an anti-genocide group they’d be charged with terror offences.

This is yer two-tier policing ya fucking Nazi scum!!

[marc @feelingsplain]

There are going to be about 5 new scientific discoveries relating to Imodium in the next 24 hours and they will all be made by the Scotland team's doctors

[Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins]

On behalf of their client, Zara Sultana, Bindmans Media and Information Law Practise Group requires that I publish the following statement on X, and that such statement must be clearly visible and pinned to my
profile for a continuous period of no less than 24 hours:

“On 30 March 2026, I published a post on my X account addressed to Zarah Sultana in which I stated that she encourages and incites violence and is friends with terrorists.

Those statements are false. I was wrong and offer my sincere apologies to Ms Sultana for the harm and distress caused to her.”

It is my very great pleasure to do this, and I reiterate my sincere and repeated offer to meet with Miss Zara Sultana in person to resolve our differences.

[Johanna Saunders 🕷🐇 @JohannaSaunders]

The UK voted the Tories out of office with a vengeance after more than a decade of mismanagement, corruption and scandals, so naturally the UK then opts to vote them all back into power again, under a different name, alongside the architect of the UKs decline via Brexit.
FFS.

[Ben Goren @BanGaoRen]

In 2001 Zack Polanski did not pay the 10p for the swimming pool locker and instead just stuffed his kit in there and went off to swim, witnesses say.

Source: The Times

[Dons Report @dons_report]

Less than 7,000 people are seeking asylum in Scotland. If you brought them all together in one place they wouldn’t even fill the SMISA Stadium, which will be sold out for St Mirren vs Aberdeen this Saturday.

Keep Reform’s divisive lies out of Scotland.

[(P)USB(C) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ccfc_07]

Leader of Britain first btw

[Logan Sama @djlogansama]

Notice how it’s so frequently the billionaire tax avoiders telling you the reasons why you’re worse off and the country’s broke…..

[𝗣𝗘𝗗 @PED7]

In other words, my rich mates are losing a fortune with all the empty offices they own.

[Danny - #AVFC @danielhavfc]

Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are fully grown adults who believe that Nigel Farage cares about them.

[Luke Charters MP @lukejcr]

The Reform playbook:

1.Attack a British institution
2.Shout “woke” / “DEI”
3.Claim “savings identified”
4.Blame “back office”
5.Invent slogan (“Alarm Clock Britain”)
6.Promise billions more in savings (no evidence)
7.Repeat 🔁

Lots of noise. No clue. ❌

[Luke Charters MP @lukejcr]

Nige, you’re literally collecting ex-Tory MPs like Panini stickers.

Thanks for making it even clearer Reform only wants to offer more of the same misery.

[Gary Powndland @powndland]

Let me tell you now, and let me be loud and clear on the subject.

Tommy Robinson, for posting this, is a despicable, little, scrounging, racist nonce.

They’re just kids.

They’re not a colour they are little babies.

Fucking low life, big forrid, grifting, racist, cunt.

[terry christian @terrychristian]

Needs to be in prison

[juan @juasanalghaib]

should've tried to defend their goalposts the creeps