Eugene Fitzsimmonsbergfeld IV

Infertile and Proud. Private Reverend for the Grimsley family ❤️✝️

[Eugene Fitzsimmonsbergfeld IV @EugeneFitzSim]

Thank you Walker for single handedly waking up the Mets offense. That ANIMAL of a bull pen really held up there for you! Probably shouldn’t be talking any sort of nonsense when you aren’t even above .500 on the season… figure your own shit out before coming our way!
#LFGM

[Eugene Fitzsimmonsbergfeld IV @EugeneFitzSim]

@jrose_9119 @McIlroyRory You knew what you were doing with this. And sending your cousin Justin’s ROSE to take over the lead. Not slick pal.

[Eugene Fitzsimmonsbergfeld IV @EugeneFitzSim]

After what I saw last night @jakepaul would beat @Canelo in a match. That right hand from Jake is lethal. He also said he pulled punches against one of the greatest fighters of all time. Jake is the real deal. #problemchild #him #boxing

[Eugene Fitzsimmonsbergfeld IV @EugeneFitzSim]

love how the @Ravens trade for Diontae Johnson just to never use him. Quite frankly shocked and outraged. Ravens are a pathetic organization who won’t win shit. Lamar is overrated as fuck and a glorified running back. #parlay #fuckbaltimore

[Eugene Fitzsimmonsbergfeld IV @EugeneFitzSim]

Zion’s fatass was too focused on eating candy the next day than playing in the game. Adam silver needa put a weight limit in the NBA. I’m tired of watching these fat fucks hobble around shitting the bed. #NBA #pelicans #fatty #fuckzion

[Eugene Fitzsimmonsbergfeld IV @EugeneFitzSim]

Damn. The sorry ass Pelicans may be the worst team in the NBA. I don’t get how they let some random fat ass named zion and a homeless fuck in brandon ingram play on an NBA court. They should be relegated to the G League #NBA #Pelicans #GLeague

[Eugene Fitzsimmonsbergfeld IV @EugeneFitzSim]

yankees cake walk to the world series #mlb #WorldSeries #bullshit

[Eugene Fitzsimmonsbergfeld IV @EugeneFitzSim]

Can someone explain how tickets to the #NLCS at @CitiField is $300 for standing room but tickets for the #ALCS at @yankeestadium is $90????? How is that even possible.

[Eugene Fitzsimmonsbergfeld IV @EugeneFitzSim]

the #Mets when they see a fastball down the middle

[Eugene Fitzsimmonsbergfeld IV @EugeneFitzSim]

can’t believe we have been praising this white piece of shit Derek Car. This man has had his glory games and now he’s back to shitting his pants in the pocket. Someone get this man off of the football field. #fuckcar #ilostmoney #nfl

[Eugene Fitzsimmonsbergfeld IV @EugeneFitzSim]

jalen hurts my eyes! What the fuck are we doing you bum! Let’s throw it to the one shmuck who can’t run out of bounds or a touchdown. Finish the half strong and not like you have brain cancer!!!! #sackup #bum #honeywheresmydentures

[Eugene Fitzsimmonsbergfeld IV @EugeneFitzSim]

never have I seen a worse officiated game in my 100 years of life. How many missed calls went against the wolves tonight. NBA gifting their baby luka another win. Fuck the NBA. #rigged #fucktheNBA #DALvsMIN

[Eugene Fitzsimmonsbergfeld IV @EugeneFitzSim]

The NBA is a suck joke that we call a professional league. Notice how the @nyknicks get absolutely no calls and every call against them after a sad cancer patient as a coach cry’s like a little girl. Fix it. #NBA #cancer #HappyBirthdayRAPO #knicks

[Eugene Fitzsimmonsbergfeld IV @EugeneFitzSim]

@officialcgrim COULD NOT agree more! I’ve seen a Pirates pitcher throw a no hitter on acid and this baboon can’t throw a single strike sober and using something sticky (who knows what!). #trippingballz #BoycottEurovision #MLB #fuckthepirates

[Eugene Fitzsimmonsbergfeld IV @EugeneFitzSim]

it’s a goddamn shame that you can cry like a little bitch getting analed and then get every call. Fuck Rick Carlisle and the Pacers. This is absolutely pathetic. #nba #knicks #fuckrick #hardwatch
#crybitchcry

[Eugene Fitzsimmonsbergfeld IV @EugeneFitzSim]

JOEL EMBIID SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO PLAY THE RESR OF PLAYOFFS. Absolute scum with no respect. Just terrible! #nbabets #NBA

[Eugene Fitzsimmonsbergfeld IV @EugeneFitzSim]

@AyeJalen_ you’re damn right that ass is as fat as klay’s miss streak this game. Get his sorry ass out of the nba!

[Ayejalen🪽 @AyeJalen_]

"how ass is Klay Thompson" https://t.co/HyVSmyE3i4

[Eugene Fitzsimmonsbergfeld IV @EugeneFitzSim]

didn’t know the NBA was doing an experiment where the Sacramento Kings play Monkeys from the local zoo. Never seen a worse playoff game in all 120 years of my life. #NBA #klaysucks #fuckdraymon

[Eugene Fitzsimmonsbergfeld IV @EugeneFitzSim]

the reigning champs today just got one hit by the Oakland As who are deliberately trying to be ass. They literally send down their best players and the REIGNING CHAMPS GOT 1 HIT. Rangers are frauds and will not be winning a single series of playoff baseball if they make it. #fuck