Eugene "snicker-puss" Watson

Transplanted Bostonian in Athens, GA. father of 6. (Have a vasectomy). single. allegedly employed. UGA 86'

[Big Wave Fan @KonaBigWavey]

Smile and wave boys, smile and wave.

[Peter Pourker IV (4-0) @peterpourked]

My future wife getting cracked rn and I’m doomscrolling twitter

[Eugene "snicker-puss" Watson @Eugene_Watson4]

Was working in the hood earlier today and the 7/11 had this out front... I walked in with my wrench (with foreskin) out.

[Eugene "snicker-puss" Watson @Eugene_Watson4]

If you vape everyday don't worry about the air quality.

[Eugene "snicker-puss" Watson @Eugene_Watson4]

Holy #rackattack

[Eugene "snicker-puss" Watson @Eugene_Watson4]

If you didn't have these on your wall growing up you weren't a real hockey player.

[Jordan Schmaltz @J_Swish24]

Travis Kelce was so much cooler when he was dating black chicks.

-People’s

[Earl “Deuce” Mingleberry @EarlDeuces]

Yo no lie last night I had a wet dream and basically got raped by Alix Earle cause she threw me into a janitors closet, pulled down my pants (non-consensually), started sucking me off and like five seconds later I woke up with fucking jizz in my underwear at 3am #whatdatmean

[Eugene "snicker-puss" Watson @Eugene_Watson4]

@CairaMartinez Nice rack

[Eugene "snicker-puss" Watson @Eugene_Watson4]

Tyler Toney is the greatest athlete of all time.

[Eugene "snicker-puss" Watson @Eugene_Watson4]

A closed mouth doesn't get fed. Here's my shot at Tate.

[Eugene "snicker-puss" Watson @Eugene_Watson4]

Any thoughts on tonight's outfit @heatdaddy69420

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

If you’re a dude and you rock a bush.. that’s so nails

[Eugene "snicker-puss" Watson @Eugene_Watson4]

Gay son from the free throw line to take the lead #gayson #thotdaughter #neither

[Eugene "snicker-puss" Watson @Eugene_Watson4]

Gay son

[Eugene "snicker-puss" Watson @Eugene_Watson4]

We really just got a whole song about dust @J_Swish24 @heatdaddy69420 #ICEFERDA

[Eugene "snicker-puss" Watson @Eugene_Watson4]

Courtside tonight.

[Eugene "snicker-puss" Watson @Eugene_Watson4]

Twitter porn is awesome.

[Eugene "snicker-puss" Watson @Eugene_Watson4]

Just got a speeding ticket. I think this is a little excessive personally... #tigerwoods

[Skipper @SKIPPERDARULER]

The Machine keeps on turning. #expand