John fucking Constantine

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[John fucking Constantine @EugenesElafi]

"I'm John fucking Constantine! And you're fucked."

indie interpretation of John Constantine(from the DC TV verse)

into the #TARDIS

[edit from pascalpunkk on tiktok]

[John fucking Constantine @EugenesElafi]

@DEV0TEDW0LF how would you like to have a drawer fenrir?

( johnny smiles as he leads Fenrir into his bedroom. opening a drawer in his dresser. )

you can put your clothes and things in here.
since you are around a lot.

[John fucking Constantine @EugenesElafi]

@DEV0TEDW0LF ( rubs his chin as if deeply contemplating the secrets of the universe. )

[John fucking Constantine @EugenesElafi]

@DEV0TEDW0LF ( johnny chuckles and peppers fenrir's face with kisses. )

i have a surprise for you luv.

[John fucking Constantine @EugenesElafi]

@DEV0TEDW0LF it's okay, fenrir.

i'm not planning on going anywhere anytime soon.

( johnny tried to reassure fenrir. )

[John fucking Constantine @EugenesElafi]

@DEV0TEDW0LF my job comes with risks.

eventually my luck will run out and that will be it.

( serious expression as he grasps fenrir's hand. )

[John fucking Constantine @EugenesElafi]

@DEV0TEDW0LF nearly got killed by a monster.

( pulls up his shirt to reveal bandaged wounds on his torso. )

addy saved me. nothing can keep me down for long.

( gives fenrir a cheeky grin. )

[John fucking Constantine @EugenesElafi]

@DEV0TEDW0LF easy there luv. easy.
i'm still healin' after a job gone wrong.

[John fucking Constantine @EugenesElafi]

@DEV0TEDW0LF @HELLBLAZEDHOPE see addy?

fenrir isn't going anywhere 😘❤️

[John fucking Constantine @EugenesElafi]

@ImogeneTheVQ "dunno luv. it was big and mean."

johnny mumbled as he tried to sit up.
scraping and growling noises can be heard approaching the both of them.

"it's coming imo."

[John fucking Constantine @EugenesElafi]

He's in a bad way. He'll send a message via a spirit to @ImogeneTheVQ.
He needs help.

[Imogene @ImogeneTheVQ]

((Thinking about how many versions of Imogene can truthfully say, “I have a boyfriend, and he’d k!ll you” to unwanted advances. She might have an inkling of a type.))

[John fucking Constantine @EugenesElafi]

@HELLBLAZEDHOPE @DEV0TEDW0LF addy! i really like fenrir. he's not going anywhere.

[Imogene @ImogeneTheVQ]

Barfight breakdown:

14% actual danger, I didn’t start it.
32% actual danger, I started it (pretty evenly split between I got my feelings hurt, I was defending myself, I was defending others)
41% we’re both stupid, but buy each other’s beer after
13% no memory of the incident

[John fucking Constantine @EugenesElafi]

@HELLBLAZEDHOPE you'll be meeting my boyfriend @DEV0TEDW0LF.

be nice addy.

[John fucking Constantine @EugenesElafi]

@DEV0TEDW0LF done.

[ johnny grins warmly at fenrir's excitement. ]

i'll head to the shops real quick and pick up the necessary ingredients.

[ᅠ⃰ᅠ𝐕 ͟͡—𝑖𖦹𝑙ₑⁿ͜𝑡ᅠ ݁ ͜𓃦̱ᅠ𝖂⌖̭͜ˡ𝖋.ᅠ⺌̲ @DEV0TEDW0LF]

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// i thought this didn't need
to be said but …

everyone notices when you're
only interacting for smut ..
DON'T force a ship just because
you like a character.
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[John fucking Constantine @EugenesElafi]

@HELLBLAZEDHOPE "It's my magic, Addy. The drugs don't work on me because of my blood. It's why I'm not drunk for very long."

He's trying to sit up so he can stand up. Maybe try to make it to his bed.