Ivory Child 🦜

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[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

We have traded outfielder Adolis García to the Texas Rangers for cash considerations.

[Bob Nightengale @BNightengale]

Confirmed: The Boston #RedSox have signed Rafael Devers to an 11-year, $332 million contract extension, as Carlos Baerga first reported.

[Ivory Child 🦜 @EuphoricGDP]

SZA put out a pile of bangers on this album

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

OKLAHOMA FANS HAVE WON THE COTTON BOWL

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

By request, here is the multicam view of the feed from Times Square, All-22, and ESPN, Georgia, and Ohio State radio calls, as it happened onscreen live:

[Nick Crain @CrainNBA]

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander has blocked the same amount of shots this season as Rudy Gobert.

[Amy Pechacek @pechacek_amy]

8 Signs you're an *extraverted* introvert:

[Royce Young @royceyoung]

Via @ThunderPR: Josh Giddey is the second youngest player (20 years and 78 days) to reach 1,000 points, 500 rebounds, 500 assists, behind only LeBron James (19 years and 326 days old.)

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

rt if you love boobs but not in a misogynistic way

[Ivory Child 🦜 @EuphoricGDP]

Carol of the bells is a Halloween song written about Christmas

[Thomas Carrieri @Thomas_Carrieri]

Rafael Devers in the current Red Sox lineup.

[Ivory Child 🦜 @EuphoricGDP]

High thoughts:

Astrology is literally two-dimensional.

It completely ignores the z-axis.

How can my horoscope be accurate?

What’s a horoscope?

[Ivory Child 🦜 @EuphoricGDP]

Daniwa!!

[Royce Young @royceyoung]

SGA wins GQ’s most stylist man of the year: https://t.co/8K1ZVbGwQd

[Ivory Child 🦜 @EuphoricGDP]

@nikkifmarie I don’t pay for twitter anymore

[Ivory Child 🦜 @EuphoricGDP]

Fuck this hiesman hopeful lineup I need more drug addicts and tmz headlines

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

By the soft glow of the Christmas tree, your friends and family gather.

Your boyfriend, we'll call him Jeremy, of FIVE (not long at all) YEARS - gets down on one knee......

Your mom begins recording on her iPad as your aunt starts screaming.

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Thanks for everything Xander Bogaerts! The Red Sox owners can fuck off.

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

This baby chimp was born with broken ribs, had pneumonia, and was abandoned by his own mother.

A human couple raised him and showed him love.

Today — this is how he reacts whenever he sees them.

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