Andrew

Mountains don’t care

[Andrew @EupsychicPatron]

@jdpickell I think it’d be cool but I’m not sure if I see the NCAA allowing it due to academic eligibility alone. They wouldn’t start their first classes until January 8.

[Andrew @EupsychicPatron]

@JoeyMannarinoUS Wait, this isn’t satire?

[Andrew @EupsychicPatron]

@ClutchPoints https://t.co/dFertis7FG

[BYU FOOTBALL @BYUfootball]

See you in the fall (sober)

🎟️ https://t.co/jbW4QQ1uT1

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

In case you missed it …

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Kendrick Lamar and ‘South Park’ creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s untitled musical will release on July 4, 2025 in theaters.

The film follows a young Black man interning as a slave reenactor at a living history museum who discovers that his white girlfriend’s ancestors once owned his.

[Detroit Free Press @freep]

This kid just had the best week of his life

[Michigan Football @UMichFootball]

lol

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwest 101: getting guests to leave

*deep breath* forceful knee slap accompanied by “welp”. Fellow midwesterners will recognize the signal and begin the Midwest goodbye

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Reminder that if you’re dressing up as me for Halloween you need to start not showering today

[Andrew @EupsychicPatron]

“Democrats’ platform: pot, porn, planned parenthood. Throw in some COVID masks.”
-Fox News

I mean, that sounds kinda sick to me

[Andrew @EupsychicPatron]

Tyler Childers releasing “In Your Love” in the wake of this Jason Aldean mess is phenomenal

[James @CaucasianJames]

talking hoops with brad pitt. such an insightful and kind soul

[YMS (Adum) @2gay2lift]

SUCKIN' ON MY TITTIES LIKE YOU WANTED ME CALLIN' ME ALL THE TIME LIKE BLONDIE CHECK OUT MY CHRISSIE BEHIND IT'S FINE ALL OF THE TIME LIKE SEX ON THE BEACHES WHAT ELSE IS IN THE TEACHES OF PEACHES HUH WHAT FUCK THE PAIN AWAY FUCK THE PAIN AWAY FUCK THE PAIN AWAY FUCK THE PAIN AWAY

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

we should have a national quiet day, where everyone just shuts the fuck up for 24 hours

[Andrew @EupsychicPatron]

Makes me want to puke just thinking about driving through there one more time

[𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨 𝙂𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙚 @Chris_Grosse]

Thinking about this hidden gem of PA…

IYKYK

[Andrew @EupsychicPatron]

Damn, Dave is an amazing show. The way it perfectly balances comedy with deep undertones is just incredible. Though, the fact I connect with the character on so many of his ridiculous views has me questioning life.

[Andrew @EupsychicPatron]

I mean… Wtf

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

My boyfriend's cancer battle was ruining my mental health so I left him - now I'm running a marathon in his honour https://t.co/ocICOOoBvF

[Andrew @EupsychicPatron]

@zachlanebryan More of darts guy myself, but pool tables keep people off the dart boards so hell yeah!