David S

Hilarious? No. Funny? No. Chucklesome? No. Mildly Amusing? No. Left Field? No. Interesting? No. Anything? Something.

[David S @EuropeanOils]

@Valyth5 @Sb65gt What a great story!

If I could do all this stuff, I totally would do it. But I can’t, so I’m not.

Please tell us more things you’re not doing.

[David S @EuropeanOils]

@7czs5 @_common_W_ “…competing at the top level in his 40s.” Competing is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.

[David S @EuropeanOils]

@cote_st_luc_ @GehrigDieter Before posting this I waited for a clock to count down, I then started typing for 5 seconds, waited for the clock again, typed some worlds for 10 seconds, waited 2 minutes whilst some adverts played, typed for 12 seconds, waited and then kicked my phone away.

[David S @EuropeanOils]

@aidanJbill @HLTCO Super Bosh for me.

[David S @EuropeanOils]

@JakinsDyla2576 @ybnl_guzman @HLTCO Anti bosh

[David S @EuropeanOils]

@stoolpresidente Thanks for clarifying you’re more of an idiot.

[David S @EuropeanOils]

@gareth28628343 @FPLTracta @mprice14 @JdmRestore Like I’ve said I just can’t beat that sound gareth logic.

[David S @EuropeanOils]

@gareth28628343 @FPLTracta @mprice14 @JdmRestore I’m afraid I can’t defeat gareth logic. What you say is all true and anyone who disagrees with you must be insane.

[David S @EuropeanOils]

@gareth28628343 @FPLTracta @mprice14 @JdmRestore Whoa! Name calling isn’t nice. I’m 100% supportive of your policy of killing every single criminal in the UK. It’s a great idea, no flaws at all.

[David S @EuropeanOils]

@gareth28628343 @FPLTracta @mprice14 @JdmRestore That clears it all up. It’s a great plan you’ve got.

[David S @EuropeanOils]

@gareth28628343 @FPLTracta @mprice14 @JdmRestore So now you’re not killing them? Is it just the mum and dad that get deported along with the child? Are the siblings deported? Step-children?

[David S @EuropeanOils]

@Malcolm_Sillick @TomLatchem How to find BBC? That definitely needs an explanation.

[David S @EuropeanOils]

@gareth28628343 @FPLTracta @mprice14 @JdmRestore I apologise, I didn’t realise you took your murdering so seriously. I do have to break it to you, children also commit crimes and you’re gonna have to kill them with your bare hands.

[David S @EuropeanOils]

@gareth28628343 @FPLTracta @mprice14 @JdmRestore gareth the the child killer. It suits you.

[David S @EuropeanOils]

@gareth28628343 @FPLTracta @mprice14 @JdmRestore I can only support that policy if you personally kill them with your bare hands.

[David S @EuropeanOils]

@JdmRestore

[David S @EuropeanOils]

@JoshuaLisec @SeanParnellASW Please consider that this is funny.

[David S @EuropeanOils]

@curtish5 @yourfavheathen I hope you’re this dramatic in real life.

[David S @EuropeanOils]

@Thomas_A_Berry @notgaetti I was thinking Bradman as well.

[David S @EuropeanOils]

@BabaDClint And now he plays for Barcelona?