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We will not be posting Joker Out updates as we do not want to be associated with the band or their fans. Sorry for the inconvenience.

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@viljaruesc STOP no its just my dumbass clicked a link just ignore it

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The Eurovision Onion is back from its hiatus.

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BREAKING: Heinz becomes an official partner with #Eurovision after the EBU settled a deal with the company. For a whopping £5 Heinz has agreed to fund #Eurovision alongside its' other partners. With this new partnership, all attendees to the live final will be given free #beans.

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#EUROVISION UPDATE 📢: The EBU has released a statement on the way the points will be awarded at #Eurovision. The introduction of #NegativePoints has begun, and negative points will be awarded to a delegation's "least favorite" performance. #ESC2024

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BREAKING: #TapMusic has redacted their last statement. And have rejoined the team for selecting next year's UK entry.
#BBC #Eurovision #Fake

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RUMOUR: #AndrewLambrou is under fire after internal rumours that he is actually an #Ai created by Cyprus to try and receive a high place.
🎤An interview with Cyrpus' Broadcaster:
"Ai is fascinating, and we thought we would try something different, but you can't deny he's cute."

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BREAKING: The UK will be breaking its streak of sending songs in English for #Eurovision2024, it has been confirmed by the BBC that a medieval-style song using olden English will be sent. Here is a snippet of the instrumental linked below.
#BBC #Eurovision

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POP EMERGENCY 🚨: After several rumours it has been confirmed that Edyta Górniak will be returning for the 2024 cycle of #Eurovision. She is said to be an internal selection but Tu Bije Serce Europe is still planned to go ahead. Will it be rigged again?

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BREAKING: A leaked video shows 🇪🇸 Spanish Representative Blanca Paloma sitting outside Loreen’s changing room on site with a bow and arrow clutched in her hand. #Eurovision

When contacting Blanca’s PR team we were met with this. 🎤
“She was obviously looking to collaborate!”

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#RUMOUR: Conchita Wurst is set to return to the #Eurovision stage, after rumours of an internal selection happening in #Austria. Be ready for September as a bond-esque song is set to be released by her again for the contest.

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Good evening Europe! I’m happy to announce that The Eurovision Onion has rebranded!
We are no longer findable under @escmainnews but instead we are now the @EurovisionOnion!

Hope you all welcome the change for the better.

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Good afternoon Europe.

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@HJ15331459 HELPPP 😭

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@toriajss I feel called out