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certified forklift operator & professional funnyman
The drummer in The Boys In The Fish Shop
ToeJam apologist 🫶🌷

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Honourary shout-out to Ava for being my first follower mwah😘xoxo

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When I'm in a "who can make the biggest mug of themselves" challenge but my opponent is me so I genuinely slime myself out

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When someone spells their name for me using the phonetic alphabet and I suddenly forget how every word ever sounds and is spelt

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Sweating between my tits because I'm both nervous and hot but I did it !

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RAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHH IM SCARED

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Holy humour good lord

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Raaaaaaagghhhhhhh save me from the voice message mingers

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My Spotify music age genuinely gonna be 66 this year

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Free movies on YouTube got me watching shit I'd never consider

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@loveinbw Spread em. I'll be there in half an hour

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@loveinbw Oh that was actually unrelated, I just want an emoji that embodies the stank face

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I wish there was an emoji that captured the perfect look of disdain and disgust on my face

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I don't play when it's time to rock the casbah

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She thinks I'm joking

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Need to make friends with a lash tech because daddy wants to feel pretty with long lashes

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Getting sunburnt on a wednesday

Who wants to rub aftersun on these trotters

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The night air is cool, but I can't sleep with my blinds and window open or I'll be burned alive come sunrise😔

Stupid stupid east facing gaff

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It's started, I can't sleep, it's too hot, and I will soon start crying out of frustration

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Not to suck my own dick and gargle on it, but I make such a bomb ass curry (the picture is unrelated)

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@loveinbw Wouldn't you like to know weather boy

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Finally upgraded all my coc walls !!!