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Reality is Often Disappointing |Chemical & Process Engineer |UDSM|👷‍♂️| Manchester United|

[lobistars🇵🇹 @john322226]

Thierry Henry is now officially a clown to me.

[Presenter Noah @PresenterNoah]

Sema hili jamaa Kisaikolojia lipo strong sana limepambana na umasikini, limepambana na agenda mpaka sasa bado lipo fiti na linapambana

Kuna kale ka andunje kalipigwa presha kidogo tu mpaka kakastaafu soka tena mara mbili wakakabembeleza na wakakaahidi kombe na wakakapa ila Mbuzi wetu bado ameendelea kua imara

Ronaldo ni Goat 🐐

[Unc Chevy Blazer @humbleblazer]

Hell yea.

[Formula 1 @F1]

HE’S DONE IT!!! 🤩

LEWIS HAMILTON WINS THE BARCELONA-CATALUNYA GRAND PRIX!!! 🏆🎉

#F1 #BarcelonaGP

[Palestine Culture @PalestineCultu1]

The world’s most dishonorable army.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

No-one does it like him.

Bruno Fernandes is the Premier League Player of the Year 🤩❤️

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

CHAMPIONS!!!!! 🏆 🟡🔵

[naiive @naiivememe]

Temu delivery guy crossing the Strait of Hormuz to deliver my fake Rolex

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

This one of those movies that will make you become a Christopher Nolan fan for life.

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

DNA is really so crazy. Have y’all heard that story about the woman who had a baby with her husband, but when he got a DNA test, it said he wasn’t the father? The mother insisted he was the dad, so they repeated the test multiple times, and it kept saying the same thing. It later came out that, based on the DNA results, he wasn’t the father… but the uncle of the child. Which made no sense because he was an only child. After more extensive testing, they discovered the husband was actually a chimera, meaning he had absorbed his twin in the womb and carried two sets of DNA. So basically… the baby was biologically his twin brother’s child, even though he was the one who fathered it.

[Olajiire 🎭 @olajiire101]

We’re not kids anymore. Now my mom tells me her problems, and I hide mine so she doesn’t have to worry. ❤️‍🩹

[To brothers @dear_brother9]

Alexander the Great burned his boats upon reaching Persia.

His army then realized:
Win the battle or die trying.

They won.

Men become very dangerous when they need to get the win.

[🇳🇴 kimmoFC @kimmoFC]

He keep getting away with this. Fuming.

[SANTAN @Santandave1]

There’s a million ways to miss a penalty on purpose. Tell the keeper. Sky it. Pass it. That was NOT one of them. He was crying for 10 minutes afterwards? What is happening in AFRICA

[AD @ADRWC]

A man in the Philippines is seen at home checking his Dentist Licensure Exam results on his laptop, one of the most difficult professional exams to pass. His father stands beside him as he waits nervously. After tense moments, the result shows PASS, officially making him a licensed dentist. His mother, brother, and grandmother break down in tears, celebrating the emotional achievement together.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Some Twitter users don't even tweet, they just retweet, laugh, and have fun.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I am the worst person to brag to, I am genuinely not impressed by a lot of things...

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

we need to protect them at any cost🙏

[Lando Norris @LandoNorris]

2 World Champions and me 🏆

[Formula 1 @F1]

LANDO NORRIS IS THE 2025 FORMULA 1 WORLD CHAMPION!!!! 🏆

#F1 #AbuDhabiGP