Eustace

Bearded Dragon, Student of life, sun sitter, people watcher

[Eustace @Eustace_314]

Last Friday of the school year! (Unless you're a senior) Woot!

[Eustace @Eustace_314]

Good Luck today #APBio students! Go forth and conquer!

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I was in class every day. That should be worth at least a 3 on the #APBio test.

[Eustace @Eustace_314]

#ageappropriatefun

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@Mr_Hermanson @MuseumModernArt I had the same complaint.

[Eustace @Eustace_314]

@Mr_Hermanson Just the one? Beardies can lay up to 24 eggs. Weak humans #lizards4life

[Eustace @Eustace_314]

@Mr_Hermanson you're an idiot.

[Eustace @Eustace_314]

What is going on?!?!? Some of us are trying to sleep!!! #shhhh

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@MacTheSkeleton @Mr_Hermanson I vote for making @Eustace_314 giant-sized.

[Former Mr.Hermanson @Mr_Hermanson]

.@THSR4L @THSPatriots I paid my $10 to wear jeans next week. I'll give another $10 if you get Mrs. Boatright to let me wear my flipflops too

[Eustace @Eustace_314]

@kkinsey101 please don't get the wrong idea, it'd just be as friends. You're cool and everything, I'm just not into humans. #DTR

[Eustace @Eustace_314]

@kkinsey101 I know a place that makes an amazing cricket quiche. We should go sometime.

[Eustace @Eustace_314]

I'm ready for spring. Sunshine, warm weather, abundance of crickets...

[Eustace @Eustace_314]

@MacTheSkeleton What are you talking about? We played Operation for like 2 hours. You're forgetful without a brain.

[Eustace @Eustace_314]

@MacTheSkeleton I'm here. Just chillin in my tank. Maybe I'll swing by later and we can hang out.

[Eustace @Eustace_314]

@Mr_Hermanson Please don't tell people I know you.

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aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Got a pic of @jdburton98 max workin'

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@jdburton98 dealin' with paparazzi. It's not easy being famous.

[Eustace @Eustace_314]

Dinner tonight. #hipsterbeardie #FoodieFriday