EuxtonEmu

All things Euxton,
My boyhood club,
My one true love,
Emu Emu Emu ❤️

[EuxtonEmu @EuxtonEmu]

@EuxtonVillaFC big news from the mother bird! (Me) I’ve contacted my good friend about a @netflix movie. We’re on! Here’s a taster.
PS: I run this town.
EUXTON ARE MASSIVE.
Over & Out
Feathers 🪶 🪶🪶

[EuxtonEmu @EuxtonEmu]

Turning comments off cause you have piss flaps. You don’t have enough stewards… #littleboys

[Avro FC @AvroFC]

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

It has been brought to our attention that a number of Stalybridge Celtic fans have bought tickets for the home end ahead of Saturday's play off final. These tickets will be cancelled and a full refund will be issued. Any visiting supporter who attempts to gain entry to the home end on Saturday will be ejected from the ground and no refund will be issued.

[EuxtonEmu @EuxtonEmu]

@markgibson63 @EuxtonVillaFC Daddy Gibson it was better

[EuxtonEmu @EuxtonEmu]

@EuxtonVillaFC We’re taking the piss

[EuxtonEmu @EuxtonEmu]

@CharnockFC @jordandarr99 He’ll look good in orange and black next year!

[EuxtonEmu @EuxtonEmu]

My only Euxton, my super Euxton, you make me happy, my feathers are grey. So fuck your @VillaBeaver and show us ya meat cleaver. Pls don’t take my matty athers AWAY LALALALALLAA

[Euxton Villa FC @EuxtonVillaFC]

FULL-TIME: @barlickfc 0-6 Villa

A five star second half, an unbelievable performance seals a superb three points in our final away day of the season! 🤩

[EuxtonEmu @EuxtonEmu]

@EuxtonVillaFC Boooothyyyy booothy boothy booothy NANANANANANANNANANAA

[EuxtonEmu @EuxtonEmu]

@Stephen18984200 @SouthLplFC @EuxtonVillaFC That’s brilliant news Stephen. I’ll teach that dog of yours… no pooping ‘in or on’ the family patch!

[EuxtonEmu @EuxtonEmu]

@mary_rudd Get in mr Rudd! My emu willy was warmer than them pies Charnock tried to sell me… PATHETIC. P DIDDY with the qwuacker

[EuxtonEmu @EuxtonEmu]

@FCIsleOfMan Probs cause you turned up against the heys for nothing. Get back on your prop plane and off you pop back home #epsteinsisland

[EuxtonEmu @EuxtonEmu]

@EuxtonVillaFC @CharnockFC Full time. Bangers only

[EuxtonEmu @EuxtonEmu]

We’re massive! Charnock are a bus stop in Euxton

[Euxton Villa FC @EuxtonVillaFC]

The goal…. The celebration 🤩

A closer look at @Patbibby equaliser today! 😁😁😁

📸 @FTLOPhotography

[EuxtonEmu @EuxtonEmu]

@EuxtonVillaFC @Patbibby @FTLOPhotography My bird pecker is hard. My boy p diddy. He should be on that pitch every week. Pick the bones out of that.

[EuxtonEmu @EuxtonEmu]

@FCIsleOfMan Cute, how your players turned up the day after for nothing! Play offs here we come 🤥

[EuxtonEmu @EuxtonEmu]

@NigelPhair @FCIsleOfMan Show us ya nips

[EuxtonEmu @EuxtonEmu]

@PrestwichHeysFC Oi lads, let’s just put this down to a bad day out… fuck tomorrow. I hope you’re in a boozer now drunk out ya balls #shewillneverknow is this Epsteins island? 🐦 🐦 🐦 🦢 🦢 🦢 🦅 🦅 🦅

FEATHERS 🪶

[EuxtonEmu @EuxtonEmu]

@Stephen18984200 @SouthLplFC @EuxtonVillaFC Mr Rawlings, please can I train your dog?

[EuxtonEmu @EuxtonEmu]

@lyetownmax @EuxtonVillaFC Harvey scum bag billington. Innabit scouse rat

[EuxtonEmu @EuxtonEmu]

@EuxtonVillaFC @EliteStands These feathers will no longer be wet! Get in #feathers

[EuxtonEmu @EuxtonEmu]

@EuxtonVillaFC @CharnockFC My emu penis is hard. Thanks for coming