YET AGAIN. THE MARKET IS UP.
YET AGAIN. I THE MASTER CHIEF. THE LEADER. THE MOST FAME.
AM 100% CORRECT IN MY DAILY PREDICITION OF NUMBER GO UP. ALL 2026 LONG. MY CONSISTENCY BREAKS WEE MEN. MY ACCURACY SHAMES THEM.
YOUR WELCOME FOR THE FREE MONEY.
In 2024 I was right all year.
In 2025 I was wrong all year.
Now in 2026 I am again right all year.
This is no 4 year cycle. Only the Becker cycle.
Get on my wee 5'2 neck bearded dork, we are getting Dubai sheikh rich.
No.
The boomers who are up 25x on their house they bought in 1982 and top blasted gold hoping all of us still trying to make our nut go to to zero..
They are not gonna get away with it.
For the next year they will watch their home and gold go to zero against tech. Just watch
I see many analyzing these price moves.
If it's not clear to you by now, let me make it so :
We cryptos are all fucking retarded and have absolutely zero understanding of how this market will behave.
Hold. Stop thinking. Sniff glue. That's it. Let crypto jesus take the wheel
people saying I'm back now that the market is green.
I've been here eating glass, rolling in ape shit and fighting off hordes of feral 5'2 reply hobbits. Every. Damn. Day.
YOU LEFT. YOU WENT SILENT. Not I. Welcome back you fair weather bitch.
I'm going to laugh when AI coins like Dysnc are back above .20 and keep climbing.
The AI bubble is just starting and it will spill into our little cess pool and TWERK TO INFINITY
At my adult job (building SaaS companies) I am working with AI more and more.
It's frankly gotten to insane levels. It's actually disturbing. People are actually under hyping AI. The bubble is not near its top.
This is why I think AI crypto will still EXPLODE. 1 runner here will send all Ai alts to 5-10x their current dumpster fire market caps from speculation.
I can offer you only 1 sign of hope in crypto
There’s only been one other time I wanted to sell all my crypto and move onto to something else.
It was at the bottom of the 2021 bear. I sold about 1.5 million to fund a company. That 1.5 would have been worth 15-20 at the 2024 peak.
I feel the same way now except I’ve been here before.
Fuck u. Not selling.
I’m not saying a happy outcome is guaranteed here.
I am saying you’d be fucking surprised how well crypto will counter trade your emotions.
Keep your dick in the pencil sharpener of risk, too late to pull out now.
If your in crypto right now remember to take time to spend time with your family this Xmas…
Because we will probably need to borrow money from them here soon…
#buildbridges
AI despite all the hype, is still being slept on. Under estimated.
2026 is the year where reality breaks, productivity 20xs and your only hope is going massive risk on.
Biggest bull in risk assets in history.
The AI bubble is just starting. Opus and recently releasing models started breaking reality.
Buy and hodl AI shit coins. These will be the memes of the AI mania wave.
In the last 30 days AI busted reality and if you're smart you can get the work done of 30 talented men.
I or a single smart employee at @hyros_official is getting shit done in days that used to take take a month by a team.
This is a gift from zeus for young people. 3 dudes with zesty energy can realistically build a 100 million $$ business with just a Claude (support, operations) , Cursor (engineering) , Figma (design) and Lovable (front end site) subscription (all powered by opus 4.5).
The world just changed faster than I've ever seen it change in my life. Move fast.
You'll roll your eyes and curse at me...
But alts and memes are probably going to come roaring back.
The level of disinterest and disgust has likely created the largest overselling in crypto history.
Millionaires will be made from buys here if we just return to "okay"
Time for another stereotypical crypto influencer new years in Dubai.
(I’m actually a pool boy waiting tables because I’m down negative 1 trillion billion in alts)
You will not regret taking the shot, trying and failing.
You will regret not taking the shot and failing to truly try your best.
At 37 the only real regret I have is I didn’t take more risk and bigger shots when I was 20. I’ve failed at so much and I can’t even remember most of them.
Load up your laptop. Set up a stupid big goal and then work like you have zero time to spare because you don’t. You will blink and suddenly you are an age you thought you would never be with less youth left than you’d ever thought you’d have.
Make it count because it fucking does and you don’t get it back.
Namaste.