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[swiss @EvMichael_]

I’ll never force my kids to eat vegetables. I’ll force them to eat pizza and watch naruto. Then they will eat vegetables as thanks for me being the greatest dad ever.

[GamersGaming @GamersGamingFGC]

On episode two of Gamers Gaming, The Gamers get matched repeatedly against their toughest opponent yet. Will we face our first loss, or will we continue to climb unscathed? Find out now!

https://t.co/EgDvB8gbf8

[swiss @EvMichael_]

bro this super smash bros universe is gonna go crazy

mario movie was so good

[swiss @EvMichael_]

@relytzeringue @brendanguil @SooshieRole NO NO NO WAIT WAIT WAIT

[swiss @EvMichael_]

@relytzeringue @brendanguil @SooshieRole tyler take a screenshot of your twitter and send that if you wanna talk genetic deficiency

[swiss @EvMichael_]

i don’t know whether to be happy that boruto is finally getting love on twitter, or sad that people are angry that boruto is getting love on twitter

but it’s my goat nonetheless

[swiss @EvMichael_]

man…

[swiss @EvMichael_]

Part 3

[li @hupperdook]

no cause this is so me

[swiss @EvMichael_]

what do crippling social anxiety, the physical limitations of my human body, and friction have in common?

without them i’d be unstoppable

[swiss @EvMichael_]

@C9Mang0

[swiss @EvMichael_]

i like the new fire emblem protagonist’s design…

[swiss @EvMichael_]

GOT OFF WORK TO SEE PIKMIN 4 GOT ANNOUNCED OH MY GOD I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Two words: Pikmin 4!

#Pikmin 4 will arrive on #NintendoSwitch in 2023!

[swiss @EvMichael_]

the year is 2025
you’re playing fortnite
final five players
you have all legendary guns
feeling good about your chances
all the sudden you hear:

“GOMU GOMU NOOOO…”
“KA…ME…HA…ME…”
“BAN…”
“BELIEVE IT!”

the map explodes
your game crashes

but you’re not mad,

you’re smiling

[swiss @EvMichael_]

@jordan_breath you should come to my class we’re covering ratios

[swiss @EvMichael_]

@relytzeringue i’m ab to delete all my social media apps man i’m so sick of spoilers

[swiss @EvMichael_]

@kevinpezzz i’m gonna unalive you dude

[swiss @EvMichael_]

dear anyone who reads manga and posts spoilers on social media as if they’re common knowledge instead of talking about what occurs in the chapters amongst your close friends and in designated discussion boards,

i hate you

[swiss @EvMichael_]

@kevinpezzz i knew you’d reply with something stupid

my pfp is from the anime, not the manga

and it wouldn’t even have SPOILED anything for anyone if you didn’t say anything

[swiss @EvMichael_]

@relytzeringue

[doctor longcheese @seahorseradish]

This meal prep shit is easy