Eva

Just living life the best I know how.

[Eva @EvaKatie]

I want so badly to be nice but you got something to say don’t be a fucking cowered and say it to my face.

[Eva @EvaKatie]

If I don’t cuddle a cat soon I’m going to kill myself.

[Eva @EvaKatie]

I’ll never know how people can let themselves be used up by trash people. I can’t even fathom it.

[Eva @EvaKatie]

Every time my girl is asleep and I’m Wide awake.

[Eva @EvaKatie]

Who is gunna let me do body paints?

[duse @dusiebritt]

If two people are happy together just let them be happy bc happiness is rare these days.

[Eva @EvaKatie]

@dusiebritt @BrowningErica Oh fuck yes!!

[Eva @EvaKatie]

Do you ever close your eyes and thing “what the actual fuck am I doing?”

[ashley @awarner13]

One day I’ll be good enough for someone, until then I’m chillin

[Colby @Cheeseit2012]

I need another tattoo!

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Me during sex: hurt me

*the girl hits my nuts w/a hammer*

Me: ouch wtf I thought u were gonna point out a thing about my personality that seems sorta insightful but is just dumb pop psychology bullshit

Her: nope I hit ur nuts w/a hammer now im gonna put a scorpion in ur ass

[Eva @EvaKatie]

“My boner is from six to midnight.” -Maddie sprankle-

[becca @beccabam7]

Can we skip to the part where I’m making the love of my life breakfast every morning

[Jay @highonthighs]

[during sex]

Me: Hurt me

Her: In 1992, scientists discovered the loneliest creature on Earth.

Me: what

Her: Its a whale that has been calling for a mate for two decades. He communicates at a frequency not used by any other whales, and hasnt received a response.

Me: stop

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Psychology says, the person who tries to keep everyone happy often ends up feeling the loneliest.

[Eva @EvaKatie]

@awarner13 I'm deceased.

[Eva @EvaKatie]

Damn, she's pretty and she likes conspiracy theories??!?