Eva

Always late

[Interesting World @_fluxfeeds]

The owner attached a little flower to the tortoise's shell so it's easier to spot while it wanders around.

📹Morty the Tortie

[Curtis Daly @CurtisDaly_]

This is fucking horrific. Pochin telling England to keep winning so blokes don't batter their wives, instead of telling abusers not to abuse.

Can't believed what I have just watched.

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

notice how the bear realized she wasn't interested and left her alone without calling her an ugly bitch

[Sage Despatches @SageDespatches]

It's still a brilliant video and I never tire of watching it. Social media can be horrendous but every so often something great comes along. It's like a scene in a David Lynch movie, set in an English bar.

[Audrey Kaufman @KaufmanAudrey]

This would work on me

[alexandria masse @MasseAlexandria]

the birth control tapestry is currently 12ft by 6.75ft (370cm by 205cm) 10.5 months into this project I have used 70 balls of yarn and I have about 1/6 finished

[kate ✨ @pulpy_fiction]

really does evoke this doesn’t it. evil bastards

[LMFP (Liz McGraw Fan Page) @yolanda_parody]

this. was. everything.

[Tony @AntMelia94]

Had a gingerbread latte in Costa and tried clothes on in M&S

[Leah Dionne @leahdionne__]

My full English didn’t come with hash browns this morning

[cez @cezthesocialist]

“We must all be able to debate freely and openly” is crazy coming from a man who arrested over 1.3k in a month for holding pieces of cardboard that said genocide is bad.

[Eva @Eva_Richardss]

@carlaaddyman1 So exciting 🤩

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

This is brilliant.

[onionweigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher]

god I miss buttons

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

are u joking me is that his real face and his real the rest of him

[ManicMel™️ @manicmelora]

i always tell people to “drive safe” then get in my car and drive straight into a curb

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

it is OKAY to be 26 ♥️