“Nobody told me it was against the rules” is a pretty weird thing for a man who was on telly literally every night for an hour telling people what the rules were.
why is the act of ‘going to get a little coffee’ so irresistible to me. I could be on my deathbed and someone could say to me ‘do you want a latte from up the road that costs £3 for no reason and comes in a pink cardboard cup’ and I would spring to my feet