Ev

YMCA enthusiast. Acid Pickle's #1 Fan. Hoosier in Nebraska. Stonks. He/Him

[Ev @Evan453]

Nothing will make you feel more chopped than being in a college bar at 28, girlfriends cousin graduation is humbling me

[Ev @Evan453]

I sit and smile to Mendoza edits

[Ev @Evan453]

I can never let the world know I’ve cried to Jeff Hardy edits

[Ev @Evan453]

The best glee songs always involve Darren Criss, prove me wrong

[Ev @Evan453]

This is me. This is my life.

[Ev @Evan453]

I really do be in the middle of Nebraska

[Ev @Evan453]

Garage hangouts are a quintessential aspect of Midwest culture

[Luke Goode @lukegoode10]

Joke of the town Dakich running his mouth again? 2 ppg in college and acts like he has the answers to everything! There’s a reason he’s running a radio show and not a coach somewhere! https://t.co/rMueuEyKU0

[Ev @Evan453]

If you watch TikTok’s with the sound on in public without headphones, I hate you and you should be scolded

[Ev @Evan453]

IU OWNS NEBRASKAAAAAA

[Ev @Evan453]

If you hardcode something in excel with no references or notes, I legally should be allowed to roundhouse kick you in the face

[Ev @Evan453]

Somewhere in the multiverse I am in the world’s most mediocre boyband with one hit single and gay allegations

[Doinks Malone @Juarez_Anth]

Happy birthday the king of Omaha himself, Big Ev!
Love you brother!
@Evan453

[Ev @Evan453]

Least favorite member of the IU fanbase by far, Dan sucks. Ware has consistency problems but overall is a great ball player who dropped 27 last night. How are you mad about that?? Also Dan is a massive transphobe too, Hoosier nation is bigger and better than him

[Dan Dakich @dandakich]

My man #iubb Ware got himself $1000’s of new tats
How bout getting in the fing gym or film room and learn how to play instead of being n a tattoo chair
Fing #iubb mentally sucks

[Ev @Evan453]

Besides like my entire personality, the whitest thing about me that I really do like Matchbox Twenty

[Ev @Evan453]

This tweet has an entirely new context and it’s only two weeks old

[trevy @chillextremist]

After a two dance

[Ev @Evan453]

With my receding hairline and corporate insurance job, I have truly followed in the footsteps of my idol & mentor:

[Ev @Evan453]

I am in Cabo at the most Caucasian resort and I have heard the entire discography of Pitbull

[Ev @Evan453]

I’ll say it……I live in Nebraska and I don’t like busch light

[Ev @Evan453]

Hi my name is Evan and my hobbies include doing the love it if we made it dance