Evan Ressler

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

JOËL “DO A 180” EMBIID

[Evan Ressler @EvanBubba]

@brendooo33 @AppleSupport There’s not a wink flirtatious enough for you

[Evan Ressler @EvanBubba]

Can you guys make a less flirtatious winking emoji, sincerely someone who overthinks sending winks to some cause it feels flirtatious with the one now @AppleSupport

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

One name. One icon. One legacy.

Kobe.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

This is now the third work day these idiots have spent twerking in the street. And I guarantee every single one of them will tell you a tearful story about how they can't pay off their student loans.

[Daddy C @clinthenderson7]

Y’all can talk bad about cops all you want, but they’re literally running full speed into a place with an active shooter for the safety of other people

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Just getting wormed up.

#FlyEaglesFly

[Evan Ressler @EvanBubba]

L

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

It me. #Gritty

[Fandom @getFANDOM]

Chris Pratt with all of the wisdom #MTVAwards

[Kimberly Rinck @kungfu__kimmy]

Construction management

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

the INNER machinations of my MIND are an ENIGMA.

[Jason Romano @JasonRomano]

How great is this? The postgame Super Bowl prayer led by @Eagles @stefenwiz61 ... Awesome stuff!

(📱via @ScottHanson)

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Nick Foles

[Evan Ressler @EvanBubba]

Jason Kelce for MVP

[Evan Ressler @EvanBubba]

Why does responsibility and money always have to get in the way of fun decisions

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Thank you for your sacrifice. Salute the troops. Merica.