Evan Carter Is Him

Evan Carter. That’s all.

[Evan Carter Is Him @EvanCarterIsHim]

Damn @JasonEGranger how does that L taste? Melissa’s run was cute.😭😭

[Matt Diggs @ProfessorDiggs]

Wondering what @JasonEGranger is thinking at halftime watching the underdog Golden Bears up 25.

[Evan Carter Is Him @EvanCarterIsHim]

Nobody gives a fuck about women’s hockey…respectfully.

[Melissa Burgess @_MelissaBurgess]

*men’s hockey

[Evan Carter Is Him @EvanCarterIsHim]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 IM BAAAAAAACKKKKK

[Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13]

I wish I could say it was a good season, but it was brutal and up and down.

This postseason series shows you that the Astros were not the team we hoped for at all this season.

[Evan Carter Is Him @EvanCarterIsHim]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13]

I remember this #pain

[Evan Carter Is Him @EvanCarterIsHim]

thanks for “waking up the houston astros”🤡🤡

[Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13]

Thank you for your service Machete 🫡😭

[Evan Carter Is Him @EvanCarterIsHim]

Son: “Dad, tell me about Bobby Petrino returning to Arkansas 12 years after his scandal there”

Me:

[Evan Carter Is Him @EvanCarterIsHim]

This is what we call a certified bozo

[Krabs 🦀💵 @krabs_bookit]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone 🦃

Now cut the shit and let’s get to business. The #HTTC spread has gotten out of hand. +13.5? What are they the Panthers?

Dallas has the longest active home win streak in the NFL, but people forget Howell beat the Cowboys last year 26-6…

[Evan Carter Is Him @EvanCarterIsHim]

@michaelschwab13 good morning from your owner and landlord

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

One month ago...🤫

[Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13]

Rockets win!

Texans win!

Astros win! (Espada will be manager)

Big day for Houston!!!!

[Evan Carter Is Him @EvanCarterIsHim]

HAHAHAHA y’all are embarrassing. Stars own y’all

[Minnesota Wild @mnwild]

Final.

#mnwild x @TRIAOrthopedics

[Evan Carter Is Him @EvanCarterIsHim]

So brutal

[Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13]

It's Joe Espada season!!!! He will be the new manager, as reported by @BNightengale

How are we feeling about it????

[Evan Carter Is Him @EvanCarterIsHim]

WHO??😭😭😭

[Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13]

Joe Espada is expected to be named the new manager of the Astros tomorrow, per @BNightengale

This is HUGE news for the Astros!

Joe brings continuity to the Astros who have been to 7 straight ALCS and were 1 win away from the World Series.

[Evan Carter Is Him @EvanCarterIsHim]

Just admit you’re half the reason he retired. You literally blow

[Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13]

Blaming it on reporters and the fans is literally the worst take you can have. Houston sports are tame compared to Yankees, Dodgers, Phillies fans, etc. This is ridiculous

[Evan Carter Is Him @EvanCarterIsHim]

@michaelschwab13 Sounds like you were the issue😂😂 you should be ashamed of yourself

[Writing For the Rangers @WritingRangers]

Checks out.

[Evan Carter Is Him @EvanCarterIsHim]

Bruh you’re like 5 years old🤣🤣

[Maanav Gupta @MGSportsTalk]

Corey Seager is a great player & 2x WS MVP & they earned the right to talk, but at the same time this statement does not make sense whatsoever.
This line doesn’t apply to the Rangers because everyone already knows what happens when they don’t win. That’s always been the case until this year. The Rangers have never won in their 61 year history until 2023, so no one was wondering.
It applies when Bregman used it because Astros have won the division the past 6 full seasons.
I’m all for Seager talking, makes the rivalry more fun, but this line doesn’t make sense for them nor was the delivery😂
Congrats on the title

[Evan Carter Is Him @EvanCarterIsHim]

congrats! you want a cookie for losing in 7?

[Bonda @BenOndaTop]

Y’all won the series in 7 games…

[Evan Carter Is Him @EvanCarterIsHim]

Rent free in your head Chris😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭

[Chris Gordy @ChrisGordy]

Funny thing about this, Bregman’s quote wasn’t really a shot at the Rangers. It was about questioning if the Astros would still win the division, and they did. Rangers using it like it was some hit piece directed at them is weird.