Evan

Grad Student - Human Performance: Nutrition - Liberty University. Doing Dad things without the Dad Bod. SU Golf Alumni 16'.

[Evan @EvanCocke]

He's still learning

[Evan @EvanCocke]

After a long absence from the twitter machine I came back to announce that @Xfinity has the worst customer service I have ever encountered. Spoken to 20+ people who have assured that the issue will be resolved and it still hasn’t.

That is all.. Time to delete twitter again

[Evan @EvanCocke]

I’m deleting Twitter. Too much negativity, hostility, blind allegiance, spreading of false information and my side is better than your side bull crap. Both sides feel justified and in some ways both sides are but instead of coming together to point out the wrong, people fight.

[Evan @EvanCocke]

Wearing a weightlifting belt is to help performance not to cover up an injury or let everyone in the gym know you lift heavy.

[Evan @EvanCocke]

Reminder to self: at all costs avoid going to the gym at 4-5pm.

[Evan @EvanCocke]

The dudes wearing gymshark tanks admiring themselves before during and after every set at the gym are the Alphas.

[Evan @EvanCocke]

I know this is beating a dead horse but good god that was an embarrassing display of hockey. There’s not always next year

[Evan @EvanCocke]

@kriswilcoxon @Graham__Hancock No I’m like fully on board with their viewpoints I believe it. I love it because they present the evidence and offer suggestions. You see that type of stuff happening all over the scientific community and it’s frustrating.

[Evan @EvanCocke]

Listen to a few Joe Rogan podcasts and now I question the whole theory behind human civilization and human history. Stuff is fascinating

[Evan @EvanCocke]

@kriswilcoxon @Graham__Hancock Yeah just went through all their podcasts and the one with Robert Schoch. I don’t wanna say I’m convinced but I feel like they’re not wrong

[Gary Ratowski @GaryRatowski]

Now if Kuznetsov scores his celly will be dubbed the bald eagle.

[Evan @EvanCocke]

Like where the hell has this Caps team been? The past two periods is how I expected them to play at least one period the past 3 games

[Lou Stagner (Golf Stat Pro) @LouStagner]

This is directly from the USGA Distance Insight Report.

https://t.co/KRFmH5ZTwH

[Evan @EvanCocke]

This Video getting a lot of use tonight

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

Penalty kill keeps things tied at 2 apiece. More than seven minutes to play.

#CapsIsles | @Tanium

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Alex Ovechkin just wants to get home so he can buy gas station sunglasses, mow the lawn shirtless, loudly snore on the couch in the middle of the afternoon and do other dad stuff with his dad goatee

[Evan @EvanCocke]

One thing @Capitals fans and @penguins fans can agree on is that we both wish they would have cancelled the season due to Covid and restarted in October

[Evan @EvanCocke]

I honestly think the @Capitals are still loyal to Barry Trotz. Kinda a thank you for being the only reason they had a chance to win the cup

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Unwritten rules are unwritten because when you write them down it exposes how truly stupid they are.

[DoctorTro @DoctorTro]

This is living.

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

The refs have also opted out

[Gary Ratowski @GaryRatowski]

Hey @NHLBruins you let this @Capitals team beat you the other day??