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[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

My 14-year-old son watched Christopher Nolan's Oppenheimer last night in awe. He says now he wants to go to college and study physics to become a scientist! He says one day he is going to make an even bigger bomb that kills even more people. So exciting to see the youth inspired!

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

irony is dead

[Alexander - Sex Critical 🦢🦜 @etotheipie]

This is a statement from two of the people who wrote Florida's new education standards on slavery. In it they give several names of people to exemplify slaves who learned skills they applied later in life.

Let's go through the supposed truth of this list one by one.

[Coach Dan Casey @CoachDanCasey]

A D3 School in New York just installed Black Turf.

Cleats are going to melt during Training Camp.

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

He destroys himself for us. Every hot dog eating contest brings him closer to death but he eats anyway because he loves us and wants us to be happy

[Bad Sports Refs @BadSportsRefs]

Where else would you get to see one man decapitate another man to correct a mistake by another set of men?

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

They really think they know things 🤣🤣🤣

30 years ago:

[AMERICA’S PROBLEM @lynaevanee]

Idk who needs to hear this but slavery wasn’t 400 years ago. It was 158.

2023-1865 = 158.

You’re welcome.

[Matt Fuller @MEPFuller]

Saudi Arabia: Hey PGA golfers! We have a bunch of money to offer you for our new league.

PGA Tour: You’re ruining the game and sportswashing your reputation of human rights abuses.

SA: OK but what if we offered *you* a lot of money?

PGA: Today, we’d like to announce a merger w

[Four-eyed Edo Boy™ @Alex_Houseof308]

This one almost unalived me the first time I saw it 😂😂😭😭😂😂

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

(rubbing my hands together before every I Think You Should Leave sketch) oh boy, I sure hope this one has a weird guy in it

[Chase Hughes @chasedcsports]

Isaiah Moore won MVP of a Wizards junior camp as a kid. He grew up a huge Wiz, Skins, Caps and Nats fan living in Temple Hills, MD.

Today he lived a dream by doing a pre-draft workout with the Wizards.

[ESC @EvanCornish27]

@ian_wawa5 Nah keep watching

[One Piece Memes @DailyOPMemes]

Anime : One Piece

[Sun Belt @SunBelt]

𝗠𝗢𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗦𝗞𝗘𝗧𝗦.

@ZAE_Fresh knifes through the defense and makes the @SouthAlabamaMBB basket. #SunBeltMBB ☀️ 🏀

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Kevin Durant doesn’t understand why All-Stars would feel slighted by being picked last in the All-Star game

“It’s like the brokest millionaire getting picked.”