Evan Epstein

Fan of quips, hater of long LinkedIn posts.

[Evan Epstein @EvanEpstein60]

@senyormitchell Miss you brother!

[Evan Epstein @EvanEpstein60]

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[Clint Chelf @Cchelf10]

Honestly, really nice first series for the defense after last week. Roberson looking great.

[Evan Epstein @EvanEpstein60]

Sam Pittman looks exactly like Brian Dennehy and it’s the best thing about this game.

[Evan Epstein @EvanEpstein60]

Sometimes you just have to finger pistol the other team’s sideline. I get it. #okstate

[Evan Epstein @EvanEpstein60]

If you win the last one you won them all. #Bedlam

[Evan Epstein @EvanEpstein60]

*Arrives at parent’s house* Mom is listening to Rogan, Dad is snoring aggressively. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

[Evan Epstein @EvanEpstein60]

“Revenge game against Central Michigan sounds weird but here we are” -@BronsonIrwin68

[Evan Epstein @EvanEpstein60]

@LasColinasGreen @pistolsguys I hate you Patrick

[Evan Epstein @EvanEpstein60]

Pleeeeaseeeeee make this happen.

[Evan Epstein @EvanEpstein60]

@mbraig Not me.

[Evan Epstein @EvanEpstein60]

@mbraig Straight to jail? Also way to go on letting everyone know you’re huuuge crypto bro…

[Evan Epstein @EvanEpstein60]

@JLukeChalfant @espn Can I get that in a NFT or nah?

[Evan Epstein @EvanEpstein60]

@jordanzehr No clue honestly lol

[Evan Epstein @EvanEpstein60]

Smh. “Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering….”

[Jared Gallagher @jaredgallagher]

If he’s transferring, take his helmet. Guy shouldn’t be in the game, let alone defending passes.

[Evan Epstein @EvanEpstein60]

The people I love are healthy, I cut out a lot of bad people, added some great people, won some battles, lost many more, laughed a lot and cried a lot, but I learned who I want to be and got to truly live. This was the most important year yet. Cheers!

[Evan Epstein @EvanEpstein60]

@mbraig Your straight to jail series might be my favorite feature of twitter at the moment. It’s lured me out of the shadows once again.

[Evan Epstein @EvanEpstein60]

My Grandmother is ready for this bowl game! My grandfather played at Notre Dame and was the first Jewish American (to the best of our knowledge) to do so, naturally we had to get her a custom jersey to support both #60’s. #okstate

[Evan Epstein @EvanEpstein60]

I will now return to twitter hibernation