Evan Fudala

For I knew I had to rise above it all, or drown in my own shit

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The brain trust is in session!

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Chefs by the pool on an overcast day be like we’re just dipping our spoons in

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Here I am w a fan. This used to happen every night. Circa ‘19.

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Trains are shaped like friends

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Share size. Yeah there’s actually only three people I share specialty items with: my left hand, my stunning wife, and my right hand

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I never can forget today

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When does the bus driver pee

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Wife, you’re my rock

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Though I feel the same way too

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Old Recipe - Brittle & Revolting

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And when you see it in the distance you will wring your hands and moan

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You are in it but not of it

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This is me rn

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My boy over there likes you

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Gotta admit. That I’m a little bit confused

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The MESSI hydration drink is HORRIBLE. I got #blue obviously

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Uhh uhhh I think I’m gonna throw up it’s the big one

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Fancy like ooo

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At the party she was kindness in the hard crowd

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I’m sorry about the trousers incident

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@yeast_mode32 Did you eat asparagus