Evan Gilmer (ICE Agent) 🇺🇸

Alpha Male. Former statistician, current ICE agent. 6’5”. Betas lie, numbers don’t. Hooters enjoyer. Chevy Driver. Angeleno.

[Evan Gilmer (ICE Agent) 🇺🇸 @EvanGilmer420]

OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE OFFICE OF EVAN GILMER:

(Regarding the news that @NickAdamsinUSA has followed him back)

[Jared Denson @JaredDenson17]

A classic

[Evan Gilmer (ICE Agent) 🇺🇸 @EvanGilmer420]

Looking forward to seeing Tom Cruise round ‘em up in theaters. Just bought my tickets for opening night!

[Evan Gilmer (ICE Agent) 🇺🇸 @EvanGilmer420]

@FoxNews I’m a lifelong black man and I agree with the verdict here. To my fellow brothas, let’s not chimp out over this okay? Karmelo Anthony is a THUG and I would never let him date my (black) daughter!

[Evan Gilmer (ICE Agent) 🇺🇸 @EvanGilmer420]

@mcferferson69 @ABC We been had been right about this one cuh! Fr fr. Niggas be wild’n

[Jared Denson @JaredDenson17]

Went on my daily 15 mile walk here in Eagle Rock. Took my ballot with me. Got me thinking of Mt. Pratt for when Spencer Pratt is our next mayor. #Pratt4LA

[Evan Gilmer (ICE Agent) 🇺🇸 @EvanGilmer420]

@mcferferson69 @Polymarket If this guy wasn’t an idiot he would have been moving blow! Constitutional Cocaine is protected by the 1st amendment. What a retard!

[Evan Gilmer (ICE Agent) 🇺🇸 @EvanGilmer420]

@mcferferson69 If you need more than one bite to finish an 8” corndog, stay out of my DMs!

[Evan Gilmer (ICE Agent) 🇺🇸 @EvanGilmer420]

@mcferferson69 If you need more than one bite to finish an 8” corndog, stay out of my DMs!

[Evan Gilmer (ICE Agent) 🇺🇸 @EvanGilmer420]

@JaredDenson17 Bringing your golf clubs with you, smart!

Always be ready for a spontaneous foursome!

[Evan Gilmer (ICE Agent) 🇺🇸 @EvanGilmer420]

I am a LIFELONG Anegleno and I am PISSED OFF at mayor Karen Basura for letting my house BURN DOWN because she funneled emergency fire fighting funds to her communist comrades.

That is why I am voting for SPENCER PRATT for mayor of LA.

Vote Pratt! Take out the commie trash!

[Jared Denson @JaredDenson17]

@barto_burner @Clay4MainStreet Kamala voters are as delusional as they are dumb. As my boy @EvanGilmer420 would say “let’s crunch the numbers”

Rookie Year Comparison:

Yards:
Dart: 2272
Bum: 35

Touchdowns:
Dart: 15
Bum: 0

Wins:
Dart: 4
Bum: 0

Bad Bitches:
Dart: 1
Bum: 0

Gay Lovers:
Dart: 0
Bum: 1

[Evan Gilmer (ICE Agent) 🇺🇸 @EvanGilmer420]

@JaredDenson17 Well done patriot! But I prefer @JimmysSeafood

[Jared Denson @JaredDenson17]

Had a great time at Red Lobster with my African American friends! Don’t worry. I covered the bill. Alpha Males always insist on paying.

I convinced them all to vote for Trump in 2028!

[Jared Denson @JaredDenson17]

Whenever I make my Sheila cook for me I make sure she adds extra Derk Dust. This is the seasoning of the Gods.

[Evan Gilmer (ICE Agent) 🇺🇸 @EvanGilmer420]

Me, @realDonaldTrump, @spencerpratt and @NickAdamsinUSA

Dream foursome tbh!

[Evan Gilmer (ICE Agent) 🇺🇸 @EvanGilmer420]

Bad news for the left:

I woke up this morning

[Evan Gilmer (ICE Agent) 🇺🇸 @EvanGilmer420]

@CoachKent69 @JaredDenson17 This is factually accurate! https://t.co/c0vymGeDew

[Evan Gilmer (ICE Agent) 🇺🇸 @EvanGilmer420]

I have a:

- Member that could end her ☠️
- Pecker that could wreck her 👩🏻
- Peter that makes her a screamer 😱
- 3rd Leg that makes her beg 🗣️
- Willie that makes her go silly 😜
- Cock that cripples her walk ♿️
- Boner that makes her a moaner 💋

The left hates this!

[Evan Gilmer (ICE Agent) 🇺🇸 @EvanGilmer420]

Nothing better than driving along these back country roads on my way to work while listening to Kid Rock knowing that another day of closing 7 figure deals is awaiting me. The left hates this!

[Evan Gilmer (ICE Agent) 🇺🇸 @EvanGilmer420]

I am an Alpha Male, but I never feel the need to tell anybody that I am one. It goes without saying. My aura is that strong.