Ben Stolen

Who cares Ⓐ/Going steady with @ClassWarYouth

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This shit rocks

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It’s amazing how much better your AC works when you clean your condenser fins.

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Freedom Fries

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Man, I miss these idiots a lot.

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Dumb and Dumber

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I love being an older adult getting to call younger adults “kid”

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Daylight Saving Time should happen at 4pm on Friday so I can leave early from work and not lose an hour from my weekend.

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Heath still remains supreme as the all time beat candy bar.

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Heath is the best candy bar.

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Tryna have a kid just to name him Duncan Idaho

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Great Value™️ ass Hunger Games

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Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"

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It’s crazy that bees make honey

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Everybody wants to hate on turkey until it’s 10:51 and you’re making a turkey sandwich.

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Hell yeah

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@Phillies ��🏻

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I hate you Philadelphia

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Hopefully tickets will be cheaper next season

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At least the nightmare is over

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This can’t be the same baseball team

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Wow, he can actually hit