Evan Handler

Actor, Author, Inspirational Pessimist
I block nonsense quickly.
Bluecheck-less since 2023.
@baggageehandler Instagram

[Evan Handler @EvanHandler]

@MagaMalinois @joshtpm "Freeloaders"
ha.
"I know how to type words, so people will believe my words have authority."
Not.

[Molly Jong-Fast @MollyJongFast]

Two months doesn’t seem like enough jail time, but then no one with the exception of Ghislaine Maxwell has gone to jail for the largest sex trafficking ring in American history

[Evan Handler @EvanHandler]

@geraldrogan66 @bdjones_jones Good going, Jerry. You just couldn't resist the urge to reveal yourself (under the fake cover of "protecting" someone).
Look inward, buddy. Where it's dark and cold.

[Evan Handler @EvanHandler]

Feel hot and enraged and angry at me all you want for saying it, but you are. And lots of us know it. We see you, buddy. Man or woman. We're looking right at you. And we've had enough.
Have a good night.
3/3

[Evan Handler @EvanHandler]

Quick question: Are you one of those who brushed off the Access Hollywood "Grab 'em by the pussy" tape as "locker room talk," & nothing to judge a candidate negatively by?
Did you lap up & buy into Judge Kavanaugh's tearful "I like beer" tantrum?
1/3

[Evan Handler @EvanHandler]

If so, then you're partly responsible for the 7 guys who escaped serious punishment for raping a young woman, and the 50-something other guys who were alerted to it happening but did nothing. Yep. That's right.
2/3

[Evan Handler @EvanHandler]

If there were any sanity in this nation, this is how EVERY Republican candidate would be greeted:
With derisive laughter (followed by a 15 point blowout loss).
I'm sorry to say it won't happen this way. But at least this video offers some hope.

[Rebecca Bennett @RebeccaForNJ07]

My opponent won't stand up against Trump's tariffs that are driving your prices up.

[Evan Handler @EvanHandler]

I mean, just what is one to make of the people who support, make excuses for, and outright idolize this racist, authoritarian, anti-constitutionalist, law-breaking, can't-stay-awake, piece of shit?
What. Are. We. To. Make. Of. Them?

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

He promised GAS PRICES would come down.
FOOD PRICES would come down.
No new wars.

HE LIED ABOUT EVERYTHING.

He's destroyed the American family farm and the American economy.

And still millions of you stand with his HATE, his LIES, his corruption and incompetence.

[Evan Handler @EvanHandler]

@RachelBitecofer Yikes.
No wonder he was depressed.

[Evan Handler @EvanHandler]

@MMAHWatch @designmom This is not the clever argument you think it is.

[Evan Handler @EvanHandler]

@paluxy_pirate @AlexC730 Wow, JT. That's a zinger.

[Evan Handler @EvanHandler]

I haven't known what to say about this horror, but this statement will stand in for now.
What women are forced to put up with in this world is unspeakable. And if you don't recognize that, then you are part of the problem.

[Gabrielle Renee Seunagal 🇪🇺 @gabseunagal]

The seven rapists from Cornell University should have their lives so thoroughly and permanently ruined that they never know peace, redemption, or any sort of satisfaction. The rape is irredeemable, so is the group chat, so is Cornell for giving them "essays" as faux punishment

[Evan Handler @EvanHandler]

@Michelkoller134 @58isthenew40 @MiddleIsntBad @MrsButters Well, Mike, I guess you gave a good retort your best shot.
But you missed the rim by a mile.

[Evan Handler @EvanHandler]

@likaluca Democrats have utterly polluted their pool of goodwill. It's tragic.

[Evan Handler @EvanHandler]

@Michelkoller134 @58isthenew40 @MiddleIsntBad @MrsButters Deep deep deep in your asshole.
Go look there.
Now.
Good boy.

[Evan Handler @EvanHandler]

@paluxy_pirate I can't imagine being so curdled inside that it feels like relief to post this.

[Evan Handler @EvanHandler]

@piersmorgan Such a fucking stupid comment.
"I don't like what someone did/said, so without evidence I'll accuse them of having pre-conceived ulterior motives."
Really, you can't dredge up anything more from yourself?

[Evan Handler @EvanHandler]

@MarkWarner How about doing more, and encouraging more, than "speaking up"?

[Evan Handler @EvanHandler]

@RogerMcGuinn @FATIMA_MURAD1 I'd agree...if I saw a car in the picture.

[Evan Handler @EvanHandler]

I’m honored to be featured on the cover of Mediaplanet’s Blood Cancers & Disorders campaign in USA TODAY this weekend, Sept. 25–27.
I’m sharing some of my own experience with leukemia, survivorship and what I’ve learned along the way.
👉 https://t.co/XciCGcdmSX