Evan

[𐌕 @fwtimini]

iPhone: I'm gonna update your software tonight while you sleep.

iPhone in the morning: I couldn't do it, bro. Just didn't feel right. The vibe was off.

[Evan @EvanHouston_]

@BradeauxNBA 9/11

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

the way hantavirus saw nobody giving af and just left

[Evan @EvanHouston_]

@Polymarket 🤣

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

This should have been America over the Epstein files

[ELITE MASCULINE @MasculineM7]

Most women aren’t worth dating.

Not because they’re ugly.
Not because they’re broke.

Because they bring nothing to a man’s life except demands, drama, and unrealistic expectations.

They want a traditional man while offering nothing traditional in return.

The dating market is flooded with women asking for a king when they haven’t even learned how to be a queen.

[Evan @EvanHouston_]

@TheInsiderPaper Even if this was slightly true he will be sucking his cock by next week

[The Architect. @TheMarcitect]

It's looking like the high level child rapists have successfully used Virus's, aliens, data centers and WW3 as a distraction from high level child rapists. It's crazy how the average human attention span is now just mere minutes.

[Evan @EvanHouston_]

@Zizzrick @Fullcourtpass @JaredWeissNBA I fucking love NBA Twitter 😭

[Evan @EvanHouston_]

@trevorjamesg 🤣🤣

[Evan @EvanHouston_]

@WatcherGuru Just hilarious at this point

[Sam Tripoli @samtripoli]

So the Hantavirus is just gone?

[Evan @EvanHouston_]

@dubsonlysports The @NBA will view this and think absolutely nothing of it lmfao

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[James Li @5149jamesli]

Another openly brazen brag by our masters. 😒🤬

[Evan @EvanHouston_]

@TheDunkCentral @TheSFC_official

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Telling the barista at Starbucks i clogged the toilet as Im leaving

[Evan @EvanHouston_]

@kvaraprop @M0RGANROGERS

[Evan @EvanHouston_]

@KCarey376335 @ShadowofEzra Hilarious that people are still holding their breaths for arrests 💀

[Evan @EvanHouston_]

@WatcherGuru Fucking hilarious