Son of Dennis

When I'm not skiing, I'm writing comedy and doing stand up. I've never skied so I do a lot of comedy. You may know me from never appearing on Conan O'Brien.

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@hwinkler4real Odo!

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@HarleyKeiner And then Donald Trump is in there for some reason.

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#yankees #baseball

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@SandtonMaracana @CuloeDeSong @CaiiroSA @FistazMixwell @LuloCafe @DjLeSoulSa @Mat_Elle @AWE_by_tristan @tenoceans @EarfulSoul @iSocialFanz This isn’t me.

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@starfleetboy Party!

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Try and name a role that @JohnCMcGinley played where he didn’t work in a whistle. Even snuck one in on Frasier. #whistleking

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This just in: Akron police officials put hold on police shootings for the month as they have used all their bullets in most recent shooting. #90fuckingbullets #JaylandWalker #kindofsatire

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This just in: #SCOTUS discovers time travel.Promptly takes America back to horrific time. An interview w/ the people who were the only ones not effected by the time jump was attempted but they were to occupied w/ celebrating their deciscion to go back in time in the first place.

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This just in: With the new expected influx of babies and rise in population the NRA moves to teach them as early as possible and arm every fetus. The initiative will be called “Gun In the Oven”. #SCOTUS #RoeVWade #NRA

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This Just In: After the reversal of Roe vs. Wade President Biden said The Supreme Court is “Literally taking America back 150 years.” The president went on to say that “once there, the first thing I’m going to do is see what I was like as a baby.” #RoeVsWade #SCOTUS #politics

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Fugazi: The Lost Tapes. “Latherer” and “Rinser”.
#fugazi

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@starfleetboy @jessiegender @WatchTNGwithMe Smooch?

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Oh thank god. This walking mouth full of saliva just got off the phone and spit out her gum. The weight that was instantaneously lifted off me was what I assume is like having an IUD taken out.

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Now this slop chomper is having a phone call on speaker full volume.

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The noise level and tenacity of the lady chewing her gum next to me on this plane can only be described as bovine-esque. Like, bitch, I shouldn’t be able to hear you punish your gum over the plane engine. You are not a delicate masticator. I don’t wish you well.

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This just in:Clarence Thomas hospitalized w/ flu like symptoms and being treated for infection.Biden assures that he will do everything he can to silence and discredit Clarence Thomas that the infection is assaulting his body w/out consent. #thisjustin #JoeBiden #CLARENCETHOMAS

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@SeatGeek saw this all coming and we just ignored them. #instagramdown

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I’m going to wager that the #MetGala lasts about 6 hours. 11 people die of hunger each minute. So the Met Gala is 3,960 starved people long. Also, did you see Justin Bieber’s silly pants. I mean what is this world coming to?!?!? #feedtherich?

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I’m not eating Italian-Style Wedding Soup until they legalize Gay Italian-Style Wedding Soup. #soupjokes

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I wish they would have called it “Sopranos Babies.” #TheManySaintsOfNewark