Evan Krumholz, Esq.

Landlord defender. Passive-aggressive Underwriter. Don't "plenty of upside!" me.

[Evan Krumholz, Esq. @EvanKrumholz]

@Raelthy I threw up from a Zyn at 34.

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@D_Tarczynski My grandmother is from Warsaw. I’m getting my citizenship and just invested in EPOL!

[Evan Krumholz, Esq. @EvanKrumholz]

the same people that call everyone a Nazi also don’t think Israel has the right to exist

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@bobbyfijan growing up someone said they live in NYC and I said where and they said like jackson heights and I'm like what are you talking about

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@milkrabbi "whoremaster" like it's nothing!

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@filipwojda @TrustAndSafetyJ thank god i've aged out

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@slayaiken this is a near perfect tweet. not culture war slop, just a great joke.

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@IX_EVIL_ELF_XI does that mean i can say it now

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@heshie It’s cause they don’t actually want to

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@sagharborcap you can get it at lulu now (and i fucking did)

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@TookeDaniel @KDimitratos Bro you’re doing it all lol

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@heshie hard to take a trustafarians job

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@UntrendedYOC Have you been to Jersey City? And I mean past the first stop, they can keep the robot edge...

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@realEstateTrent Hey, some of us were born into multifamily life....

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@colinushkowitz and if you're out of state? just calling them?

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@realEstateTrent oh the 86th street......

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@heshie WE BUY WE BUY WE BUY

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@sagharborcap BLANK STREET KITH PICKLEBALLLLLLLL

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hot NYC might be worse than anywhere else in the country...