evan

feed me

[Patatouille @mikeroweplastic]

trying to participate in the front seat conversation when you’re in the back seat

[the swamp amp ⚠️ @FloridaManPig]

Stephen Hawking on his way to the Epstein Orgy

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

love my advent calendar ❤️

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

https://t.co/LXyrEiSPmS

[PSM @kaiscomics]

I had just happened to be on tiktok at the right time to see the Miles Morales NPC TikToker getting told to leave by security 😭

[Demi Finance @demifinance]

Rest assured that you can track your egg payments on Demi.

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

Starting a new company.

It's called "Cable."

We're going to take all of the streaming services, combine them, put them in one menu, and charge you one simple fee to navigate all of them.

Raising $750m at a $10b valuation.

[Evan Adcock @evanadcock31]

Does anyone with either multiple credit cards or a variety of debt (auto, home, student etc) want to chat with me for 10-20 mins?

Doing some research for @demifinance

[mark normand @marknorm]

I wish I would’ve taken more pics of me as an altar boy

[Ron DeSantis @GovRonDeSantis]

Florida will hold the medical establishment accountable by:
• Creating a grand jury to investigate mRNA shots & Big Pharma
• Investigating cardiac-related deaths tied to the mRNA vaccine
• Forming a Public Health Integrity Committee to oversee the medical establishment

[Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug @tomsegura]

Don't be a loser...

[Demi Finance @demifinance]

37% of Americans who have missed a credit card payment, missed it simply because they forgot.

https://t.co/BxZjnNwmVi

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Anybody remember when they told us to stay home for fifteen days to “flatten the curve?”

That was two years and nine months ago.

[Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert]

Someone needs to check @ElonMusk’s brakes after all of this.

[Demi Finance @demifinance]

Financial literacy is on the decline and personal debt is on the rise.

Demi is on a mission to fix this.

https://t.co/BxZjnNOw9q

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Reducing the max allowed tweets/day to a number below what a speed typist on meth could do was helpful