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[evan @EvanLipman]

Some times I take things in life too serious. Making a mess is fun.

[evan @EvanLipman]

How to eat a bagel without getting cream cheese all over your hands and clothes:

I am really unsure. I honestly don’t think it’s possible.

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There’s just something great about a 32oz Modelo

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I don’t get full when eating tacos. I just keep eating until I’m broke.

[evan @EvanLipman]

It’s been a while but I just want to reiterate a hot dog is NOT a sandwich, thank you.

[evan @EvanLipman]

10 years…

[evan @EvanLipman]

I am who I am, take it or leave it. Makes no difference to me.

[evan @EvanLipman]

YA BOY ABOUT TO STAGE AT THE FRENCH LAUNDRY, im wiggin out

[evan @EvanLipman]

Buzz it off?

[evan @EvanLipman]

Evan Lipman and The Art of Eating a Bagel without getting cream cheese all over your face and clothes

[evan @EvanLipman]

This did not happen 😂

[evan @EvanLipman]

Tryna be 21 with a million dollars

[evan @EvanLipman]

I wanna take more pictures but I feel so whack taking my phone out all the time

[evan @EvanLipman]

Citizen Musk?

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Be a victor, not a victim.

[evan @EvanLipman]

heck yeah baby $$$

[Dubs @MikeDubsRadio]

Gatorade color was blue #SuperBowl

[evan @EvanLipman]

BUT WHAT COLOR WAS THE GATORADE

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@itsgrvnted Probably a dentist

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@jessespector Naw that’s just not accurate

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Idgaf about anything else the Rays beat the Yankees fuck the Yankees

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