Evan McIntire

Yankees by Summer, Packers by Winter. Do I really need this app?

[Evan McIntire @EvanMcIntire]

Yeah, maybe should have kept Bird and Cruz. 🙄 @Yankees

[Evan McIntire @EvanMcIntire]

@YankeesRising Y'all do know Miami is more or less paying all, if not the bulk of his contract still, right? I get that he's "injury prone". But we're still getting a 35+ homer guy for free/cheap that goes on Elite runs in opportune times.

[Evan McIntire @EvanMcIntire]

@harryjsisson Just wait until your AIDS settles in...

[Evan McIntire @EvanMcIntire]

@thebenchesclear Well, Jack White played this riff...on his guitar. So cool, I guess.

[colin @bonyromo]

They’re doing doing pussy analytics and I’m one of the old assholes in moneyball who’s like look pal I know good pussy when I see it

[Evan McIntire @EvanMcIntire]

@kid77dynamite @BrendanKutyNJ @TheAthletic No....

[Evan McIntire @EvanMcIntire]

@ReedTimmerUSA I'd say I'm glad to see you around, but that's also kind of conflicting. Cant say I'm a fan of this activity around these parts.
I "narrowly" avoided that Tornado in the Kalona/Riverside, Iowa area a couple weeks ago. As well as the outbreak on the 17th.

[Evan McIntire @EvanMcIntire]

I don't have the statistics in front of me, but from what I've seen personally in my life, those that have 5+ kids are from mothers with substance issues, running through multiple partners, unstable living conditions. These particular kids always seem to grow up and follow the same path and take more from society than they seem to give.

[Evan McIntire @EvanMcIntire]

Whoever the organ player is for the @Yankees has been fuckin' killing it this series.

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

Arby's CEO gonna fuck the flaps off a roast beef sandwich next.

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

This is frying me why did it auto lock onto them 😭

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

LeBron never did that

[Johan @liebert_2026]

POV: how x, y and z felt after leaving the alphabet and joining mathematics

[Evan McIntire @EvanMcIntire]

@Jay_Silvers_ Hey man, could you DM me. Please. 😬

[Evan McIntire @EvanMcIntire]

So, are we just not even going to attempt touching the QB now? #SNF #NEvsBUF

[Evan McIntire @EvanMcIntire]

You've gotta be fucking my entire ass right now.... 🙄 #FuckWilliams #FireBoone @Yankees

[Evan McIntire @EvanMcIntire]

Christ...fire Boone, bring up the Triple-A squad. Damn. @Yankees

[Evan McIntire @EvanMcIntire]

@CameronMaybin How are those legs holding up in retirement?Wanna play some Right Field? Asking for a fanbase. 👀

[Evan McIntire @EvanMcIntire]

@spookyxxboobs Too many to choose from, but off the top of my head, Mr. Tinkertrain.