Evan Nichols

Just your average Writer/Consultant/Photocomic Artist with two wooden cats.
He/Him/His

[Evan Nichols @EvanNichols]

Links to all my published works here:
https://t.co/Dpe1FGC9em

#WritingCommunity #IWriteBooks #webcomic
#NotAFoodProductDoNotEat

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#FunFactAboutMe - I still check the box for "Remember this Device" even though it doesn't do anything.

#Optimism
#MaybeItWillWorkSomeday

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Going to the YMCA for a free step-aerobics class seems like a great idea until it’s time to leave home to go to a free step class.

#CreditForThinkingAboutItAnyway

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#FunFactAboutMe: I can’t afford an antique skull or fancy tattoo, so I just write on my arm “Death Comes For Us All”.

#BudgetMementoMori
#StillTrue

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At my age, it can take almost an hour to activate my glutes.

#PossiblyTMI

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Straight, white, cisgender people need to stop believing that being made uncomfortable by someone is the same as being harmed by them.

#ExistingIsNotHarm
and #StopHarmingPeopleForExisting

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Using the Bible to discriminate against the LGBTQ+ community makes as much sense as reading the passages in the state Driver's Manual about pedestrians and deciding it means we should all hate them and make their lives miserable.
#AndYouCantJustIgnoreTheRulesAboutStopSignsBrenda

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Day 2 of migraine, so I’m not posting anything funny today. Subscribers of Double-Extra-Premium-Content Tier will receive a photo of my foot instead.

#MySecondBestFoot

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It feels weird to be living in Wenatchee and not going to #RoseFestival, compared to my 37 years of living in Portland and not going to Rose Festival.

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#HappyPrideMonth! I do not condone violence, but if I see you take down a homophobe/transphobe who is screaming in your face, no I didn't.

#BePeacefulButDontTakeAnyShit

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#FunFact - Bohemia was conquered in 1526 because the kingdom was only inhabited by free-spirited writers, artists and fashion bloggers.

#TheMoreYouKnow

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My dryer has a dozen different settings, but why would I use any other than "Optimum Dry"?

#ItsOptimum
#ItSaysSoRightThere

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I'm sad to report that I no longer have the Soul of a Poet. The containment vessel broke, and the Soul escaped.

#WordsFailMe
#NotSurprisingly

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I got married yesterday, which was also my birthday, so if he had died as well, I would have had a Celebration Grand Trifecta!

#YouKnowWho
#TheOneWeAreAllWaitingFor
#HintOrangeShitgibbon
#TwoOutOfThreeIsStillGood

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May 22nd: Happy World Goth Day! Please sack Rome responsibly.

#WorldGothDay2026 #Goth #SackRome

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My Best #DadJoke: In the Old West, the plan of Ickleburg, Arizona to be a “No Horse” town went off without a hitch.

#GroanWhenYouGetIt
#BestDadJoke2026

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I still wish everybody a Happy Mother's Day, even though I'm pretty sure it's just a ploy by Big Mother to sell more mothers.

#MadeUpHoliday

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Due to a misunderstanding of the word “Cinco”, Wenatchee’s Cinco de Mayo celebration will be held on May 14th.
#WeApologizeForTheInconvenience
#SomethingHistoricProbablyHappenedOnTheFourteenthToo

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OMG! Just realized I wasn't invited to the #MetGala tonight, so I'M NOT GOING! In fact, I'm not even going to talk about it! (Except to complain, of course!!)

#StayHome #StaySafe #DontAttendTheMetGala #Protest #MayTheFourthBeWithYou

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Who's going to be reenacting the Battle of Puebla on Tuesday?

#TheRealCincoDeMayoCelebration
#CincoDeMayo

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The full Flower moon rising in Libra means it's a good time to continue calling for the full release of the Epstein Files.

#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#NotGoingAway