Evan Papai 🐜

I like to say things

[Evan Papai 🐜 @EvanPapai]

@RealAdamJanis66 @the_addressor @sundayjeff Oooh a termite in the colony 👀

[Evan Papai 🐜 @EvanPapai]

@sundayjeff Termites thought so but definitely not the ants

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Stevie Wonder tried handing Mariah Carey the mic and she left him hanging 😭😭😭

[Steve Byrne @stevebyrnelive]

Imagine working on the film “GI Jane” and finally, after 25 years, your film is finally mentioned at the Oscars. #Oscars

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@ArtOfficialAnt Bro you look like you smell like mustard fr

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@ArtOfficialAnt 😂😂😂😂😂

[Evan Papai 🐜 @EvanPapai]

@ArtOfficialAnt Pretty pathetic how you hold on to the whole “I used to listen to TESD!” 😂 weak bro, weak

[Andrew Schulz 👑HEZI @andrewschulz]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@Xia_Land #facts

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@lexiilynn21 Just finished binging it because of this tweet… thank you.

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@tommy_garber Wasn’t that the title of your senior thesis

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@lexiilynn21 That should be the name of your solo album

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@Loathstupid Congrats! That’s a big achievement

[Evan Papai 🐜 @EvanPapai]

Every part of this sentence keeps getting better

[Fandom @getFANDOM]

Vin Diesel says the day John Cena visited him while meditating in his Dom Shrine, he felt Paul Walker ‘had sent him’ there to be cast in #F9

[Evan Papai 🐜 @EvanPapai]

@AwryMyth @sundayjeff Yeah you seem like you’re really good at predicting trends

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@sundayjeff Every one of the 2 live crew or 1 middle aged Jew, also on episode 329 y’all say exactly what ended up happening in Godzilla vs Kong

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This is weirdly entertaining

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

Tap the picture, swipe up, and watch Superman fly @rexchapman

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

#WednesdayThoughts

If you removed all the veins, arteries, & capillaries from your body, and tied them end to end, you would die.

[Evan Papai 🐜 @EvanPapai]

@tommy_garber They were so mad at how hard we were laughing 😂😂 good times... bad movie

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

Ja Rule got paid a ziplock bag of lamb meat for this commercial