Evan Pfaff

Ohio ✈️ Mizzou ✈️ Denver | For a taste of your whiskey, I’ll give you some advice ⭕️ 🇮🇱 #Kamala

[Evan Pfaff @EvanPfaff]

The definitive @parksandrecnbc top 10 character list:

1. Andy Dwyer
2. Tom Haverford
3. Ron Swanson
4. Jean Raphio
5. Jerry Gergich
6. Leslie Knope
7. April Ludgate
8. Councilman Jamm
9. Purd
10. Chris Traeger

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@AlexandriaMorey @SteveKornacki Not shameless. Own it!

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@RetroCardSnaps Yes

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

Well embedded moles in Columbia have sent word that Missouri's two freshman wings --- Annor Boateng and Marcus Allen --- should have a major impact defensively.

Tigers open the 2024-25 season on Monday night against Memphis at FedExForum.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

We are putting working families first.

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@AlexandriaMorey We can’t see the Nuggets OR the Avalanche in Denver with Xfinity. It’s entirely too dumb.

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@MattNorlander @CBSSports @UHCougarMBK @UCLAMBB @DukeMBB @StJohnsBBall @umichbball @SaintLouisMBB @KentuckyMBB @CycloneMBB @XavierMBB @AlabamaMBB

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I don’t really do endorsements. I’m not shy about sharing my views, but I hate politics and don’t trust most politicians.

I also understand that people want to hear from me because I am not just a celebrity, I am a former Republican Governor.

My time as Governor taught me to love policy and ignore politics. I’m proud of the work I did to help clean up our air, create jobs, balance the budget, make the biggest infrastructure investment in state history, and take power from the politicians and give it back to the people when it comes to our redistricting process and our primaries in California.

That’s policy. It requires working with the other side, not insulting them to win your next election, and I know it isn’t sexy to most people, but I love it when I can help make people’s lives better with policies, like I still do through my institute at USC, where we fight for clean air and stripping the power from the politicians who rig the system against the people.

Let me be honest with you: I don’t like either party right now. My Republicans have forgotten the beauty of the free market, driven up deficits, and rejected election results. Democrats aren’t any better at dealing with deficits, and I worry about their local policies hurting our cities with increased crime.

It is probably not a surprise that I hate politics more than ever, which, if you are a normal person who isn’t addicted to this crap, you probably understand.

I want to tune out.

But I can’t. Because rejecting the results of an election is as un-American as it gets. To someone like me who talks to people all over the world and still knows America is the shining city on a hill, calling America is a trash can for the world is so unpatriotic, it makes me furious.

And I will always be an American before I am a Republican.

That’s why, this week, I am voting for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.

I’m sharing it with all of you because I think there are a lot of you who feel like I do. You don’t recognize our country. And you are right to be furious.

For decades, we’ve talked about the national debt. For decades, we’ve talked about comprehensive immigration reform that secures the border while fixing our broken immigration system. And Washington does nothing.

The problems just keep rolling, and we all keep getting angrier, because the only people that benefit from problems aren’t you, the people. The only people that benefit from this crap are the politicians who prefer having talking points to win elections to the public service that will make Americans’ lives better.

It is a just game to them. But it is life for my fellow Americans. We should be pissed!

But a candidate who won’t respect your vote unless it is for him, a candidate who will send his followers to storm the Capitol while he watches with a Diet Coke, a candidate who has shown no ability to work to pass any policy besides a tax cut that helped his donors and other rich people like me but helped no one else else, a candidate who thinks Americans who disagree with him are the bigger enemies than China, Russia, or North Korea - that won’t solve our problems.

It will just be four more years of bullshit with no results that makes us angrier and angrier, more divided, and more hateful.

We need to close the door on this chapter of American history, and I know that former President Trump won’t do that. He will divide, he will insult, he will find new ways to be more un-American than he already has been, and we, the people, will get nothing but more anger.

That’s enough reason for me to share my vote with all of you. I want to move forward as a country, and even though I have plenty of disagreements with their platform, I think the only way to do that is with Harris and Walz.

Vote this week. Turn the page and put this junk behind us.

And even if you disagree with me, vote, because that’s what we do as Americans. https://t.co/eHFZ723I4H

[Evan Pfaff @EvanPfaff]

@Super70sSports Johnny No. 5 in Short Circuit 2

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@rotoworld_fb

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@harharbinks They know

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@RexChapman Which day of class did @ScottJenningsKY miss where it was taught to never defend Hitler under any circumstances?

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@hochman Two more than me! Guess you’re in the know

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@austinabbott Josh Downs or X Worthy as flex?

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@WUTangKids Is that why the one guy is now bald?

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@TheWrap Everyone knows this. Brett knows this. Trump’s handlers know this. But nobody is going to do anything because he’s their meal ticket. They’re jeopardizing both American democracy and the safety of Americans so that they can reap another dollar. Shame on them.

[Evan Pfaff @EvanPfaff]

@AlexandriaMorey I grant you permission! 🪄

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@TheTNHoller Auditioning for Step Brothers 2?

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@AdamZagoria You should also count Mizzou since I’m guessing they were 21.