EvanPurpoganda

Official fan page of @EvanPurp.
80% of all tweets are 20% true. Add those together and they are 100% real.

[EvanPurpoganda @EvanPurpoganda]

"I dont have a drinking problem. I just like to talk about beer at 6am.... and have a shot of 99 Bananas once a day.... and a hot mug of Irish coffee in the morning... I dont have a problem. YU HVE A PORBLEM!!!" -@evanpurp

[EvanPurpoganda @EvanPurpoganda]

"You have to ask for my permission to type in chat by typing "May I type in your chat?" You will also be instantly banned for typing that in chat before getting permission to type in chat." -@evanpurp

[EvanPurpoganda @EvanPurpoganda]

"Planning an IRL stream while I'm in California. It will be of me getting rid of all my tan lines..... ALL. OF. THEM." -@evanpurp

[EvanPurpoganda @EvanPurpoganda]

"My chat is getting kind of boring. I need people to ask me better questions. Like.... What are my thoughts on all the wars? Who did I vote for? Why is my religion the only one that is right about everything? Step up, chat!" -@evanpurp

[EvanPurpoganda @EvanPurpoganda]

"Anyone looking for a job?.... Well, that sucks for you. I have a full time job and I make money streaming... SUCKERS!" -@evanpurp

[EvanPurpoganda @EvanPurpoganda]

"I make fun of unemployed people." -@evanpurp

[EvanPurpoganda @EvanPurpoganda]

"I'm not sure if my auto posts on Strava aren't working or if it's the fact that I am not doing any activities at all ever." -@evanpurp

[EvanPurpoganda @EvanPurpoganda]

"I thoroughly enjoyed giving people the finger in Fortnite. Sad that I cant do it anymore." - @evanpurp

[EvanPurpoganda @EvanPurpoganda]

"Everyone in Fortnite is cheating... except for me... I am just so good that the only way that anyone is able to kill me is by cheating." -@evanpurp

[EvanPurpoganda @EvanPurpoganda]

"I hate bubbles so much that I wont use soap or shampoo when I shower. Just hot water and a prayer." -@evanpurp

[EvanPurpoganda @EvanPurpoganda]

"Today only I am offering my gun show for FREE. Drop into my stream and ask me to flex. 5 gifted and I write your name on my biceps." -@evanpurp

[EvanPurpoganda @EvanPurpoganda]

"My book recommendation for the month: Hot and Badgered: A tale of two prison pocket lovers" -@evanpurp

[EvanPurpoganda @EvanPurpoganda]

"Give it to me raw and wr-r-r-r-riggling" -@evanpurp

[EvanPurpoganda @EvanPurpoganda]

"I heard Fortnite was removing several modes that people dont play... but when are they going to add a Beginners Mode so that I can actually win a match?" - @evanpurp

[EvanPurpoganda @EvanPurpoganda]

"I have literally moved to Idaho just to live out this dream I had almost a year ago." - @evanpurp

[EvanPurpoganda @EvanPurpoganda]

"I love potatoes so much that I am going to quit streaming and become a potato farmer." -@evanpurp

[EvanPurpoganda @EvanPurpoganda]

"I love potatoes so much that I am going to quit streaming and become a potato farmer." -@evanpurp

[EvanPurpoganda @EvanPurpoganda]

"I've heard all the complaints. You can all come back to watching the stream. I am wearing a hat to cover up the hair." -@evanpurp

[EvanPurpoganda @EvanPurpoganda]

"I got an icon skin and it's all I'm going to use today." -@evanpurp

[EvanPurpoganda @EvanPurpoganda]

"1,500 subs and I will quit my job and stream 24/7." -@evanpurp

[EvanPurpoganda @EvanPurpoganda]

"The real March Madness is me thinking that I am a 1 seed even though I play like a 17 seed." -@evanpurp