Evan Salzer

Think global. Act local.

[Evan Salzer @EvanSalzer]

@yapperbre That’s the stresses of sand volleyball for ya…

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@yapperbre We don’t disrespect Zac maam.

[Evan Salzer @EvanSalzer]

@yapperbre I forgot what day it is. I’ll see myself out.

[Evan Salzer @EvanSalzer]

@yapperbre Buffalo is a city, right down the road. You could throw a rock there and hit it

[Evan Salzer @EvanSalzer]

@InternetH0F @BarstoolBigCat thoughts?

[Evan Salzer @EvanSalzer]

@yapperbre @NFL_DovKleiman @diazenlanfl Hey don’t shoot the messenger, I’m just keeping you in the loop!!!

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Poor bastards

[Evan Salzer @EvanSalzer]

@yapperbre Bulking season!

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@Meekiemeek83 @yapperbre Has to be because of the commercials.. or maybe to see a pop star? No chance you can tell me what a Cover 2 defense is or what a nose guard does unless you want to date one. No chance.

[Evan Salzer @EvanSalzer]

@yapperbre Is the luteal phase 24/7/365 for you?

[Evan Salzer @EvanSalzer]

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@yapperbre Bullying is never okay.

[Evan Salzer @EvanSalzer]

@yapperbre Cute dresses and ribbons. That’s it. Great for cleaning and cooking and whatever else the day brings.

[Evan Salzer @EvanSalzer]

@yapperbre Women are only sports fans so they can impress men, duh. I’ve been saying that for years…

Wives don’t wear sweaters. You should know this.