Evan Schantz

Always try to be nice, but never fail to be kind.

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Congratulations Cola Man Punk 👹

[Evan Schantz @EvanSchantz]

@gummyuy @belladonnafeli She is not a knight

[ali ! 🏳️‍⚧️ @shadowoftheali]

stop buying comic blind bags you sacks of shit

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

“Tonight we are celebrating people, not AI. Animation is more than a prompt, it’s an art form that needs to be protected"

— Will Arnett while presenting the Animation awards at the #Oscars

[JD Vance @JDVance]

I hope we do better in the future. And I know that we won't until the people who led us into Iraq are scorned and ignored across the spectrum. Iraq was a disaster, yes, but the best way to do justice to the honored dead is to learn the lessons purchased by their blood.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

In order to get elected, @BarackObama will start a war with Iran.

[(๑´• .̫ •ू`๑) piper @dotor1mukk]

lowkey beds are chargers

[Brando @GladysDaycare]

Damn Hulk I wish you were still with us, I sure would love to hangout again my brother love u miss u BM

[Evan Schantz @EvanSchantz]

@cake_hoarder Mr. Resetti will brick your Switch

[HOWARD 100 QUOTES @HOWARD100Quotes]

“He is probably on Ozempic, he has no self control. I guarantee it, I don’t believe that guy for a minute.” ~ @HowardStern calling out @robertAbooey on his weight loss. Gary then admitted ‘microdosing’ Ozempic #H100

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

I don’t care I’ll just slide on the TL

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

This is absolutely incredible -- Kristi Noem repeatedly refuses to acknowledge that Trump brandished an doctored image of Abrego Garcia's tattoos, prompting Eric Swalwell to have a staffer of his brandish an image of them right in her face.

Totally dystopian.

[Evan Schantz @EvanSchantz]

Rizzle me this, Batman

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

STONE COLD TALKING ABOUT HIS CATS LIKE HES BOOKING THEM IN A WRESTLING SHOW IS HILARIOUS 😭

#PMSLive

[Gonzo @GonzoShitCock]

Eric the Actor would have turned 50 today. #RIP to the GOAT.

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Trump calm down

[Evan Schantz @EvanSchantz]

At the men’s wearhouse giving everything my mom picks out for me a BOOM or DOOM

[uncommonblin 🎵 @uncommonblin]

im obsessed. the world's only lego plankton pyramid with the 4 beacons of hope.

[trash jones @jzux]

(at my 40th rodeo but still really bad at it) uhhh this is my first rodeo