Evan Vogel

Look at me like a human boy! Professional at ghosting on parties.

[Evan Vogel @EvanVogel]

@JustinMcElroy Well, no I have ghost cashews… #thezonecast

[Evan Vogel @EvanVogel]

@AmericanAir flight canceled and 6 hours later I’m still waiting for a call back? Seriously disappointed!

[Evan Vogel @EvanVogel]

Aaron Bird, Sir! @Lin_Manuel
https://t.co/lY4KfAHA5a

[Evan Vogel @EvanVogel]

Nick Cannon you are pronouncing the G wrong!!! #maskedsinGerfox #maskedsingerfox

[Cindy McCain @cindymccain]

My heart is broken. I am so lucky to have lived the adventure of loving this incredible man for 38 years. He passed the way he lived, on his own terms, surrounded by the people he loved, in the the place he loved best.

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

Holocaust. Both sides to blame: Jews for being Jews and Nazis for killing them.

[Evan Vogel @EvanVogel]

@Delta have not been able rebook cancelled flight DL1979 Cannot get through by phone or app. Help!

[Evan Vogel @EvanVogel]

@NPRmelissablock @JoeNBC hey, words mean what I say they mean. Got it?

[Christopher Ingraham🦗 @_cingraham]

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[chuuch @ch000ch]

honestly it just makes me fat free italian when u tell me salad dressings aren't a good way to describe emotions

[Jessie 🦇 @NicCageMatch]

Mmmmm this coconut water tastes great, sort of like if you added cum & milk to regular water & then it went bad? Super refreshing. Thanks.

[Evan Vogel @EvanVogel]

What's with the weird skin/chin goatee? Coincidence!? #remember5thnovember #skinchin

[Evan Vogel @EvanVogel]

@billburr the Bruins are brutalizing the Wings. This is tough to watch.

[Evan Vogel @EvanVogel]

https://t.co/0n6OySEEqN

[Damien Fahey @DamienFahey]

The residual embarrassment that follows fucking up a handshake can stay with me for days.

[Evan Vogel @EvanVogel]

Good thing there's water when I shower. Otherwise I'd look like a mental patient slowly rocking back and forth whispering "love this place"

[Evan Vogel @EvanVogel]

@paulrust it's like watching my dad change a tire.

[Evan Vogel @EvanVogel]

@azizansari good.

[Evan Vogel @EvanVogel]

@billburr https://t.co/iPXbdHDVvq

[Mashable @mashable]

Scottish restaurant's 'offensive' poster gets cleared by advertising regulator https://t.co/tNXM6tEVH6

[Gawker @Gawker]

The Oregon militia idiots would like you to stop mailing them dildos, please https://t.co/FQEJioO2cG https://t.co/dE0fYux3PL