Swamp Dønkey

Oh hi. Thanks for checking in. I’m still a piece of gArBaGe

[Swamp Dønkey @EvanWillToliver]

I may be an idiot, but I'm not stupid.

[Swamp Dønkey @EvanWillToliver]

@DoorDash_Help There goes my chances of getting my rent paid on time lmao

[Swamp Dønkey @EvanWillToliver]

@DoorDash_Help The sad thing is I doubt they will do anything for the dashers in terms of all the money we missed out on, the gas we wasted, the time we wasted, or the acceptance rates that are going down the toilet. I seriously can’t believe this. I’ve been waiting for over an hour.

[Swamp Dønkey @EvanWillToliver]

@unhappydoordas1 @Trasdal @igj9 @DoorDash_Help Exactly.

[Swamp Dønkey @EvanWillToliver]

@UnventionGaming @DoorDash_Help Well there’s one good thing at least

[Swamp Dønkey @EvanWillToliver]

@DoorDash_Help My acceptance rate says otherwise

[Swamp Dønkey @EvanWillToliver]

I may be an idiot, but I'm not stupid.

[Swamp Dønkey @EvanWillToliver]

@redsuperonrblx @DoorDash_Help Me too man. This is ridiculous.

[Swamp Dønkey @EvanWillToliver]

@SNAXXXMUSIC @DoorDash_Help Same

[Swamp Dønkey @EvanWillToliver]

@DoorDash_Help Still not working for me.

[Swamp Dønkey @EvanWillToliver]

@DoorDash_Help This is absolutely ridiculous. This is our job. For some of us this is our only income. This isn’t a new problem. Can you not take the time to fix your platform? Completely unacceptable.

[Pepe Meme @pepe_fgm]

Still one of the most legendary crime scenes of all time https://t.co/fVAmNfSmJ0

[Swamp Dønkey @EvanWillToliver]

@pant_leg I like kool aid

[Swamp Dønkey @EvanWillToliver]

Me when someone enters my house after I have dropped a fresh dookie and asks what that god awful smell is

[Max 🧟‍♂️🍏 @gtonthefloor]

Came across this tiktok, and i need everyone to see this 🥺🥺

[Swamp Dønkey @EvanWillToliver]

Good party

[Swamp Dønkey @EvanWillToliver]

@krissenstar Same

[Swamp Dønkey @EvanWillToliver]

Ah fuck

I can’t believe I’ve done this.

[Swamp Dønkey @EvanWillToliver]

Am I the only one that used to stick those cloth band aids on myself all the time as a child for fun orrrrr

[Swamp Dønkey @EvanWillToliver]

I slep

[Swamp Dønkey @EvanWillToliver]

That moment when you’re drunk as heck and decide you need to buy $200 sunglasses to block out the mf haters then forget you ordered them the next morning and wonder where your rent money went... 😅