Evan Wooten (Alpha Male)

2014 AGT Winner.

[Evan Wooten (Alpha Male) @EvanWoooten]

@TheRealJono1 was accidentally looking at my notes app

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@TheRealJono1 oh

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@TheRealJono1 Intuitively

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We think that we should be the ones to kill the man who lives over the hill that breaks behind the shed in her tiny backyard

JANUARY 9th, CONNECTICUT by @TheRealJono1. Link ↓

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@TheRealJono1 Did this a couple years ago

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@TheRealJono1 why only botanists

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subway sandwich

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@TheRealJono1 roger

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@TheRealJono1 Sorry

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@TheRealJono1 oh. Lol sorrt

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Heed this warning:

The way things are going, AOL will be gone by the end of the decade. Start adjusting to new browsers / softwares to prepare.

[Evan Wooten (Alpha Male) @EvanWoooten]

ISO: daring group of young filmmakers to follow me behind enemy lines as we tell the REAL story of the Worcester, MA water plant.

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@TheRealJono1 Get wise then, nephew.

[Evan Wooten (Alpha Male) @EvanWoooten]

currently attempting to decipher the exact composition of rain—a peculiar thing, rain. seems to fall from nothing and nowhere. will trace its source.

[Evan Wooten (Alpha Male) @EvanWoooten]

calling the police. this is literally five crimes in one simple act lol. disgusting to read that anyone would say yes to this.

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You’re offered 15M to do a line of coke, wyd ???

[Evan Wooten (Alpha Male) @EvanWoooten]

been fiddling with something quite interesting in my guest-bedroom-turned-pseudo-lab for the past couple weeks. potential new interesting tech coming soon in the computer space. on the verge of making computers wicked heavy. laptops now 16x heavier and more dangerous.