Evan

Love all that you have with all that you got.

[Evan @Evan_Kuker]

Officially a Swammer

[Evan @Evan_Kuker]

@jordan3love that 24 yard rush was a nice run but god damn it I thought you would protect yourself more tonight! I almost made $4,000 on a $5 bet tonight. You owe me $5! #GoPack #BadBeat

[Evan @Evan_Kuker]

@BussinWTB @FanDuel @FDSportsbook SIRBIGYAMS

[Evan @Evan_Kuker]

Just watched @Jakecollier88 get absolutely robbed of a win. More strikes, more significant strikes, more control time, more takedowns and the judges scorecards are a shit show. Good fight Jake, you are a beast.

[Evan @Evan_Kuker]

@Respawn @PlayApex Just absolutely destroyed my game. Thanks

[Evan @Evan_Kuker]

I’ve dressed up for a dinner and paid less than the Culver’s drive through.

[Evan @Evan_Kuker]

Where are you Christmas, why can’t I find you?

Because I’m from the Midwest, and we have been drinking since Friday.

[🏄🏽‍♂️ @mjkjuice]

target don't want smoke

[Evan @Evan_Kuker]

I think everyone should have someone in their life who will give them a real hug whenever, no question or explanations.

[Evan @Evan_Kuker]

I need a vacation

[Evan @Evan_Kuker]

Well, either lose my “essential” job and be denied unemployment....or get a covid vaccine.

[Evan @Evan_Kuker]

Anyone who watches tik toks in public with the volume on, stop it. Stop it right now.

[Evan @Evan_Kuker]

Those who cannot play football, play for the Raiders.

[Evan @Evan_Kuker]

Finally got a legendary drop in my apex pack and it was a halospray. @PlayApex

[Evan @Evan_Kuker]

Help me settle this please. Would you rather drink.

[Evan @Evan_Kuker]

I know I’m getting old because now I bake everything in the oven, even though there are instructions for the microwave.

[Evan @Evan_Kuker]

Think I might make my OF free.

[Evan @Evan_Kuker]

Girl at Trinity:
“Hi what’s your name?! (Falls into me) wanna get a drink together?!”

Ohhhhhh yeah no. Go be poor somewhere else please.

[Evan @Evan_Kuker]

@briezyf_ I’ll buy em for you.

[Evan @Evan_Kuker]

People need to genuinely gas up their friends more.

[Evan @Evan_Kuker]

Fuckin wizards.